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Son Takes The Term “MILF” Way Too Literally

 
Hey Australia, you guys are gross. According to news.com.au:

A MAN who had sex with his wheelchair-bound mother because he said no other women wanted him has been jailed.

The 26-year-old man moved from Western Australia in February this year to live with his mother in Darwin.

On May 29, they were watching television when he told her: "Why don’t women want me. I can’t get no women here," the Northern Territory Supreme Court was told.

The son then pulled his mother’s pants down, took a condom out of his wallet, and had sex with her.

They had sex again before the mother got into her wheelchair and went to her bedroom.

The woman – who suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has been dependent on a wheelchair for the past seven years – told her doctor about the incident the following day and the man was arrested.

He pleaded guilty to two counts of having sex with a person knowing that the person was his mother.

Talk about having low standards. Not only with this guy have sex with a nearly 50-year-old woman, he’ll have sex with a nearly 50-year-old woman who’s also in a friggin’ wheelchair. Oh, and he’ll also have sex with a nearly 50-year-old woman who’s in a wheelchair and is also his mom. The next time you have a few too many Fosters and wake up next to some dingo-looking person, just think of this guy, and you’ll feel way better about yourself.
 
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4 Responses to "Son Takes The Term “MILF” Way Too Literally"

  1. Joe Mama says:

    She’s now wishing the Dingo did in fact eat her baby.

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    “Mom” … Australian for “handicapped sex slave”.

  3. Pratik says:

    I am REALLY scared to know what you had to type into Google Images search to get that picture.

  4. Anonymous says:

    well up in darwin they’re all bogans, the american equivalent of a redneck.

    darwin is pretty much isolated from the majority of australia so i’m not suprised as to what kind of sick and humorous things would happen up there.


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