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Sonya Kraus

posted 09/01/2008
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Age: 35

Where you’ve seen her: It’s safe to say that you’ve never seen Sonya Kraus before. Unless your German. But it’s also safe to say you’ve never seen 50 people taking a dump in someone’s mouth. Unless you’re German.

This sentence from her Wikipedia page is sadder than seeing someone get crapped on by a bunch of Germans: Her brother died when she was 6 years old. Her father, a book publisher, hanged himself when she was 11. Her mother lost 5 children during pregnancies and in the end she was her mother’s only surviving child; this is why she became independent at an early age.

Pointless quote: “Not everything about me is real.”

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6 Responses to "Sonya Kraus"

  1. Pratik says:
    September 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Damn, that story about her reminds me of Lance Armstrong’s little speech to Vince Vaughn in Dodgeball.

  2. Buddy Ice says:
    September 1, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    “Not everything about me is real.”

    I think what she’s trying to say is that she’s tucking a mangina when she poses in bikinis.

  3. hooligan says:
    September 1, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    That depressing story about her only made my boner harder…is that wrong?

  4. gandO says:
    September 2, 2008 at 8:59 am

    Beachi to masT hai…

  5. dave says:
    May 29, 2009 at 2:08 am

    nice tits and pussy
    injection molding

  6. injection molding says:
    June 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Thanks, nice girl!


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