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Spam Does Not Get Better Than This

 
This isn’t an annoying piece of email spam. This is a work of art. There’s so much nuance, so many awesome misspellings (I have PROFF!), that you can read this nine or ten times and still see find something new to marvel at.
 
And I’m guessing when the creator of this brilliant piece of prose was done, he sat back, read his work and though to himself, "You know, this is missing something. I should add something at the end about a random girl who’s been kidnapped on a cruise. Yes, now it is perfect. Send."
 
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2 Responses to "Spam Does Not Get Better Than This"

  1. Pierre says:

    Dude, you NEED to follow up this email. this can only get funnier.

  2. Anonymous says:

    well now we know what g-dubya’s speech writers are up to after the inauguration.


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