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I seriously can’t get enough of this guy. I really can’t. He’s like an evil shakespearian character mixed with the bad guy from the first Karate Kid, with a dash of retarded. He’s just amazing. If you’ve never watched The Hills, don’t start. It’s gawd awful but impossible to turn away from. This scene right here is essentially the entire show. They argue about nothing and talk about nothing, yet, you can’t stop watching. I call phenomena like that “The Saved By The Bell Effect.” I wish Spencer Pratt was a lawyer, he’s got really awesome one liners that make absolutely no sense, yet completely shut down the retards that he argues against. I feel like if we sent him over to Iran to deal with Ahmadinejad they’d have the following conversation.
AHMADINEJAD: We’re going to restart production of Nuclear Weapons
PRATT: Bro, when you do stuff like get nuclear weapons, you think it makes things hard for me and Heidi, but it just makes things hard for you.
AHMADINEJAD: I’m not sure I follow.
PRATT: You’re not following because you don’t want to follow, bro. You talk about all this drama but you’re the drama bringer and me and Heidi just want to get on with our lives.
AHMADENIJAD: Huh. I guess that makes sense.
“Heidi, it’s not that my penis is too small, it’s that your vagina is too deep, so…”
Thart dude is some kind of awesome.
your making yourself cry