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Spitzer Has Second Prostitute

Eliot Spitzer can not be satisfied by just one prostitute.  No no friends, as Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock would say “It takes two to make a thing go right.”  Nypost.com reports:

Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.

The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday, according to financial documents and other evidence unearthed in a yearlong prostitution investigation, law-enforcement sources said.

Man, he must have really pissed off someone.  They’re like “No, screw him, let’s find all his prostitutes and reveal them right as the furor from the first prostitute starts to die down.”

So who is this new girl?  That’s her pictured above.

At the center of the new ring is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

Shameless self promotion?  How else are you supposed to be a successful hooker?  My parents have always said, “If you become a hooker and you don’t believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.”  As for the 10,000, yes that’s impressive.  I feel I can confidently call her the Brett Favre of prostitution.

7 Responses to "Spitzer Has Second Prostitute"

  1. Why Stop At One? says:

    I mean, this is why it should be legalized: once you’ve crossed the line into being a criminal, you might as well just go for it!!

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    Better than the first one

  3. i dated kristin for awhile…she broke up with me because she thought i was cheating on her,and she sells pussy for a living?…check out her myspace page…http://www.myspace.com/missantihero
    crazier than a bag of smashed assholes-she is great f*cking though…
    i guess this is my claim to fame–fucking elliot spitzers 2nd…better than his sorry ass looking wife I guess?

  4. Matty D says:

    At least this one looks like a hooker, well done.

  5. holycow says:

    i still blame his wife

  6. Id hit it says:

    of course Spitzer pissed people off. pretty much everyone on wall street hated his guts, which is why he couldnt weather the scandal, unlike, say, clinton

  7. Bradley says:

    I’d hit Spitzer’s wife… you know she has the Rolodex, not him.


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