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41 Responses to "Splitsville"

  1. An outsider says:

    I laughed so fucking much reading this thread. Far out, the comments are more hilarious than anything else on the fuckin site. XD Two thumbs up, boys

  2. weaselstomper says:

    “If you rock me very gentl-y-y-y from side to side, you just might break the suction!”

  3. nijahiya says:

    If you guys didn’t notice, ABC was making fun of philosopher, referring him to being an “ass”, just like the whole lot of you ppl

  4. philosopher says:

    if you people, can pop out new names for yourselves, the same way your white trash mom pops of kids of every male in the state, you are more pathetic than I ever imagined

    -the original philosopher

  5. ABC123 & Philospher are anal goats says:

    Philospher and ABC123 = gay anal lovers that love each other….

    But they are actually one person… PHILOSPHER!

    Stop making other names up for yourself so that you can try defend yourself asswipe

  6. ABC123 says:

    Philosopher, I see that you are easily offended by everyone who comments about you negatively. Seriously, you are wasting your precious time coming up with things to say. Just ignore these people, they are nothing but a bunch of pricks who are deliberately trying to get you to make an ass of yourself, of which you are. I know you are much better than that. I understand how you may get upset, but just don’t read any more of these comments! This should be the last message you read on this site.

  7. Philosopher sucks!! says:

    Philosopher is a pussy bitch!!

  8. FranTheBanana says:

    I wish I could breath through the top of my head so I could snarfle that ponanny all day long.

  9. LEONSI says:

    WERY SEX!!!

  10. philosopher says:

    that was a rhetorical question, I was hoping it would make people realize what pricks they are being

  11. Alfred Nonymous says:

    Do you wanna know why? I’m gonna be sincere with you here. You take shit too seriously! It’s the internet. People just want to insult other people, so they look for the slightest bit of “stupidity” (for lack of a better word) and then attack. This is where you come in. You see this often lame insult against you, you get flustered and then you spout off an even lamer insult, which creates more fodder and practically draws a bull’s-eye on your back. Let’s face it. Everyone likes to pick on that one guy who has the tendency to explode over the most trivial of matters!

  12. philosopher says:

    why is that everyone has to get involved? I post a comment and everyone tries to think of an insult
    its not like I just surf HT for commenters to insult

  13. Alfred Nonymous says:

    hmm…you know, if everyone around you seems to be a prick, then maybe you’re actually the prick!

  14. Alfred Nonymous says:

    Oh, I see. So, it’s everyone else’s fault! Of course! There should be a minimum age limit for internet access!

  15. Anonymous says:

    go to school

  16. Jennie says:

    Congrats. You’re a genius.

  17. philosopher says:

    no, I just mean that it shouldn’t be so hard to just have a little humanity.

  18. philosopher says:

    what the fuck is wrong with you?

  19. philosopher says:

    stay out of it

  20. George T says:

    You just can’t STFU, can you?

  21. philosopher says:

    DirtyDoorKnob, go kill yourself in the most painful way possible. just please die painfully, with all the other pricks one this sight, and rid us of your toxic existence

  22. Short Gun Long Bullet says:

    Cut my legs and call me dwarf and i’ll chop your neck and slice your dick!

  23. philosopher says:

    learn to use common sense. why the hell would I say “fuck her must”? if you are so stupid that you can’t use the slightest bit of logic, you should go and kill yourself so that people don’t have to suffer through the plague-like impact you leave on the world with your stupidity

  24. philosopher says:

    go to hell

  25. DirtyDoorKnob says:

    Philosopher you are a fud. Go and play in the traffic

  26. Wayde T. French says:

    *EPIC FACEPALM*

  27. fourteenlines says:

    Totally. It looks like a nice house.

  28. BigBen28 says:

    wouldnt mind going down to that town.

  29. philosopher=Dickhead says:

    philosopher, everyone gets involved because you are rude and impolite, you can not take a joke, someone says something and you insult them straight away, so you are being the prick, try being nice to people, they will be nice to you.
    “Alfred Nonymous” said it perfect!

  30. philosopher says:

    you kind of lost me halfway through that. all I want to do, is be able to say one harmless thing, and let it be the end of the discussion

  31. Alfred Nonymous says:

    Oh, great! Now the little asshole’s being a homophobe. You know, there’s an old saying (that I just made up) that goes: when you’re an asshole, people will act like assholes to you. It’s not very profound, but it is very true. There is another saying that goes: when you make lame jokes, people will gather outside your house with torches and pitchforks and murder you in your sleep. I think that was Proust or Marlowe. I forget which, even though they have nothing to do with each other. So, to conclude, never eat pills you find on the floor…unless you’re ready for the trip of a lifetime.

  32. philosopher says:

    no, I just want to say something and be left alone. but whenever I give my opinion, everyone just can’t stand to mind their own fucking business. if I post a joke, everyone starts bitching about for no reason. people think I’m being mean? maybe thats because they can’t stand to look at themselves and take a good look at what faggots they are being

  33. bigrick says:

    OMG

  34. Dark Pimp says:

    Don’t ya think that’s a tad bit excessive

  35. philosopher says:

    no its
    must fuck her

  36. Dspayre says:

    fuck her must?

    captcha – that’s spookier

  37. noahaction says:

    nice TV

  38. fourteenlines says:

    Sure..if they existed.

  39. Nasty Girl says:

    This hot chick has made some Naked Webcams Sex Movies, wanna see them?

  40. Anonymous says:

    Oh, to be that carpet.

    Oh — and I’d also eat the corn out of her shit.

    chopping $3,500

  41. Full Skucker says:

    Nasty Girl, get off the welfare cheese and come to the realization that your hot linking to your web cam sites is pitiful. It is as pitiful as Philosophers stubby.

    Get this chick some silicone boobies and check out her next show at the strippers.


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