As I’ve detailed in a previous post, there’s different types of nerds. But I don’t know if there’s a type of nerd that covers these nerds. They’re like nerd-Lebron-Jameses: We just call them freakish and stand in awe.
Two Star Wars-loving brothers are planning to set up a Jedi church in Wales. Barney and Daniel Jones want fellow devotees to be able to join them on Anglesey, reports the BBC.
Barney, 26 – or Master Jonba Hehol – and Daniel, 21 – Master Morda Hehol – head the UK Church of the Jedi. They say their services include sermons on The Force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques.
Jonba Hehol? How did they come up with that name? Is that the sound they made when a bully put his shoe up their asshole? They might as well have named themselves “Master Grab My Face and Shove It In Dog Shit At A Large Social Gathering.”
My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes, the dark brown robes…the congregation would be in black. really to bring a sense of unity to the meetings,” said Barney.
Although the current members are all men, women are not excluded, as Barney points out: “Princess Leia helped them out a lot.”
It’s quotes like that last one that make those in the porn industry know they’ll have consumers no matter how bad a recession we have.