The STD Clinic Bingo Card

As I’m sure you all know, there’s nothing more awkward than a trip to the free STD clinic (except for calling your second cousin to tell her she may have chlamydia). The waiting room, in particular, is a humiliating experience. Sitting around, surrounded by your fellow lowlifes, contemplating your impending HIV diagnosis is a horrible way to spend an afternoon. That’s why we here at Holy Taco have invented STD Clinic Bingo. It’s easy, portable, but most of all, it’s fun! And it’s sure to keep your mind off the fact that herpes lasts forever. Enjoy.

Special thanks to Wookie Johnson and Dr. Franco Movsesian, Ph.D.