For those of you who don’t know who Steve Wynn is, he’s the guy who has all the money you lost in Las Vegas. He used to own several casinos, but now just owns The Wynn Hotel and Casino. The Wynn is a place that tries to make you think vegas is really classy, and not a shit hole in the middle of the desert where frat dudes shit themselves in public (seen it) and you can collect over 400 flyers depicting girls holding their vaginas open with a tiny star covering just their labia (done it). Oh yeah, and prostitutes are legal, sorta. But don’t tell Steve Wynn, because he hates himself some prostitutes. TMZ.com reports:
Vegas PD has arrested two “known prostitutes” for trespass and battery after a nasty bitch fight they allegedly got into with Steve Wynn.
According to cops, Wynn was in the valet area of his hotel last month when Sarah Cournede (r) walked up to him and said “You wanna get laid?” Police say the 66-year-old Wynn then grabbed Sarah and called for security.
Sarah tried to get away from Wynn. That’s when her younger sister Maria (middle) — also a “known prostitute” according to police — walked up to Wynn and slapped him across the face!
If I learned anything from this, it’s that our economy is really shitty. If prostitutes are so hard up for work that they lose all the intricacies of coming on to you by saying they’re “waiting for a friend,” and then “Accidentally” graze your penis as they reach down to tie their shoe that has no laces, and just go “wanna get laid,” that means things are bad people, real bad.
I think Wynn should let these girls play the slots for their freedom. Maybe create a game where the options are jail, keep whoring, or get freed by your pimps connections. Something like this: