Stifler Did Naked Stuff With Jessica Simpson

Wow, it’s a big news day for people who aren’t in the news. Apparently jealous of Corey Haim getting his name back in the headlines, Seann William Scott (you know him as American Pie’s Stifler, or the “Not Ashton Kutcher guy in Dude, Where’s My Car”) decided to let everyone know that he stuck his penis in Jessica Simpson. According to an audio interview at worldstarhiphop.com:

Interviewer: I heard you had a beef with Nick Lachey?

Sean William Stifler: Oh, because I fucked Jessica Simpson?

Interviewer: Oh, whoa! One rumor out da way!

Sean Stifler William Dude Where’s My Car: No, but I did!

So there you have it. I’m not sure if this news is going to help land the ol’ Stifmeister a role in the sequel to “Dude, Where’s My Pie” or “Dude, Where’s My Dude.” But I’m pretty sure he’s already got the lead in “Dude, Where’s The Nearest Soup Kitchen Because I Haven’t Eaten Since The Release Of Dude, Where’s My Car.”