damn thing wouldn’t start and he couldn’t see in the tank. his missus got him that yosimite sam back off zippo for his birthday. man, he loved that lighter
That’s soooo awesome. Which page on the casket catalouge can I find that model?
yo mama is a dumb bitch for birthing you, thus allowing you to post your suckass jokes
your mom’s a prius
that’s why its for the dead….
At least it’s a Chevy…
You best stop talkin ’bout my momma…
Actually, she’s a double-wide Hummer
Good one Prius-boy…
Just as long as yer momma keeps pumpin’ her gas…
I pumped my gas into her double wide Hummer.
Also, we had sex.
Yo’ momma so dumb she went to the movies, saw the sign saying “under 17 not admitted,” and went home and got 16 of her friends.
ok guys i want a good clean fight! (points right) you ready?(points left) you ready?? lets get it on
I wanna see some hydraulics, and some huge-ass speakers.
It could really use some fins on that baby.
lmao..Ron’s admiring the Pipes
WTF? Is that Ron Jeremy standing next to it?
he’d be trying to stick in the exhaust….
Does it wheel stand?
Does it meet green emission standards?
I guess he’ll be making his own way to the cemetery and in record time.
Ode to a rockabilly greaser: your coffin is out-dated as your hairstyle. When the emo craze has passed, at least those kids can get a hair cut, change of clothes, and take out the lip ring. You’ll be stuck with the shitty flash tattoos and that 49′ hearse you thought you might someday fix up. Whew. There. I feel better.
I think that’s been pent up inside there for a while. We are all greatful you’ve come to terms with this anger, and accepted it. Can you put the gun down now?
With slumping sales and the aging baby boomer population, Chevy took its bailout money and invested it in their new line of high powered coffins.
I’ve felt the force of a nine millimeter exploding in my anus and I can tell you one thing… I like it!
Amen, brother. Wait, what?
Stick it up his ass and pull the trigger until it goes click. Also, don’t mess with the Jesus…
No, don’t put it down. Point it a g-man and pull the trigger.
I’ll shove my hot rod hearse right up his ass, and I’ll use the grease from my “out dated hairstyle” to do it!
Sorry about your penis.
All rev’d up and no place to go