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Strawberry Shortcake Is More Badass Than You Thought

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39 Responses to "Strawberry Shortcake Is More Badass Than You Thought"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Who cares about your opinion? Other than you.

  2. Anonymous says:

    What’s with the Panama flag? Is the TMNT in fact Noriega?

  3. Snow says:

    This was definitely drawn by some lesbian bitch. You can tell by the whole having to conqure men at their own game, they’re very insecure.

  4. g-man says:

    I think what Crud. means to say is “This is hard to admit, but that shit is gayer than g-sucker..”

  5. Tennis players have fuzzy balls says:

    lame

  6. Shizzire says:

    A+++++ comment. My vote for winner of the week.

  7. Anomynous says:

    I’ll grant you that Strawberry Shortcake is one fine, fine piece, but she’s kind of a butterface. Now Blueberry Muffin — I would put a HURTIN’ on that bitch. I’d fill that blueberry muff with my butter fo sho’.

  8. jemis says:

    fine ill say it… there can be only one.

  9. Crud. says:

    This is hard to admit, but that shit is gayer that g-sucker..

  10. Thatguypete says:

    By her, or the pony?

  11. Shizzire says:

    I am strangely aroused by this photo.

  12. vaffanculo says:

    Looks like somebody’s got a full diaper.

  13. KingKrusha says:

    I am forced to take participation in the hate, Paul. According to “Anonymous” you are a “sheep rapist”. I do not endorse raping of farm animals in any such context.

    I bid you farewell

  14. Paul says:

    So when, and what exacly did I start? I just post comments. I rarely reply to the hate as well..

  15. Anonymous says:

    It just is – don’t be a hater because the only thing you could post is to call someone ‘fag boy’… whadda douche

  16. Anonymous says:

    Douche? Now there’s a word we rarely see on this site numb nuts. Hater. Go fuck your ma.

  17. fingfangfoom says:

    wife waking up in morning.
    husband walks into room, carrying a sheep.
    husband says “this is the pig i fuck every time you tell me you have a headache”.
    wife says “thats a sheep, not a pig”.
    husband says “i wasn’t talking to you.”

    so the moral of this story is for Paul and co. to stop raping the sheep and start earning the sweet ovine loving only a fully aroused beautiful Merino ewe can provide.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Crud, Paul, G-man … Crud, Paul, G-man … EVERY FUCKING POST it’s the same goddamn thing. No one in the history of mankind has ever been more in need of a fucking life than you cocksucking asshole faggot sheep rapists. I’m directing that not only to all the dicklicker cunts that can’t quit talking about these jackoffs, but to Crud, Paul, and G-man themselves for getting all this fucking pig shit started.

  19. Paul says:

    Obviously you never watched southpark

  20. Tops says:

    dude, hes referencing southpark, sounds like YOU need some AIDS pee in your eye too.

  21. Anomynous says:

    Her pussy smells like strawberries. She’s 100% shaved too.

  22. Dspayre says:

    She smells good….

  23. Anonymous says:

    …and she gots purty eyes.

  24. MrTRocks says:

    Mr Green could kick her ass and feed that my little pony to his hounds of hell.

  25. Anonymous says:

    that needs to be in the Louvre for sure

  26. Shizzire says:

    A+ comment.

  27. Buddy Ice says:

    You’ve found it!! The creator of this must be the human being with the most time on his hands.

  28. Buddy Ice says:

    And if you look closely you realize that she used Leonardo’s own sword to run him through. I think you get the “Cruelty” award in Call of Duty 4 if you do that to someone.

  29. Shizzire says:

    That TMNT has been dead for at least a week. She’s just posing…

  30. Anonymous says:

    shit she killed the nninja turtles

  31. Sherri Baby says:

    lol@ she’s just posing… Poor Leonardo… :(

  32. Anonymous says:

    david finch’s art is fucking kick ass

  33. Anonymouse says:

    Thanks for the name, it’s fecking wicked, similar style to Matt Dixon. Talk about missing the point, anybody calling this gay.

  34. Shizzire says:

    Little bit of both.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Quick someone tell Penny Arcade about this…

  36. onanymuos says:

    Nice I knew I wasnt the only one to remember that Infamous Comic

  37. Anonymous says:

    I likes that…

  38. Anonymous says:

    And tell me again, Fag Boy Pauls, how is that funny?

  39. Paul says:

    Must of been prior to when she got ganged raped with pee in her eye…


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