When we’re not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what’s worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he’s masturbating?
Stupid Argument That Seeing Your Grandma Naked Is Worse:
Unless she’s your Brazilian supermodel half-second cousin, seeing any woman that you’re related to naked is weirder than accidentally getting your own semen on your face. Your Grandma is the worst of them all, because not only are you seeing a beloved family member in the buff, but you’re seeing the absolute most wrinkly, bloated, physically repulsive member of your entire family. Y’know how un-sexy womens’ underwear are called "granny panties"? Well, that’s because grandmas are inherently the opposite of sexy. Now imagine seeing your actual granny sans panties. All the jungle juice and rotten burritos in the world can’t prepare you for the unprecedented amount of dry-heaving that will follow. Walking in on your dad masturbating is pretty gross, but he’s walked in on you masturbating before, so you’re even. That’s a ‘tit for tat’ situation. You’ll have a laugh about it afterward, and you’ll leave with a really funny story that you can only tell to people who don’t know your dad. Seeing your grandma naked, on the other hand, is completely un-natural in every way. If you ever want to find proof that God doesn’t exist, walk in on your grandma naked. One eyeful of those virocose veins, the assymetrical fat deposits, and that wrinkly skin pulling itself away from the dying body beneath it will be more than enough to convince you that any decent God would never let something so vomit-inducing exist. Unfortunately, there’s no way to mentally prepare for the worst part of all: your grandma’s boobs. If seeing a normal girl’s boobs is the equivelant to, say, eating a delicious slice of cake, then seeing your grandma’s boobs is like starting to eat that cake and then realizing that it’s made of shit. Then, while you’re realizing that, someone else sneaks up on you and suprise-shits in your mouth. That’s what seeing your naked grandma is like: having two mouths full of shit in your one mouth.
Stupid Argument That Walking In On Your Dad Is Worse:
I’d rather walk on both of my grandmothers while all of us are naked than walk in on my dad jerking off, because, aside from having Satan himself dress up as a clown and force you to have sex with your own mom, walking in on your dad jerking off might be the most horrible and completely traumatic thing to experience on Earth. For one thing, walking in on your grandma naked is completely devoid of any sexuality. It’s not like you’re going to stand there and see what she’s up to. She’s not going to be engaged in any sort of sex act. We’re talking about accidentally opening the door while she’s getting out of the shower, seeing that atrocious sight, and then getting the f*ck out of there. The parts of her body that you’ll be able to identify wouldn’t resemble anything you’ve ever seen on a naked girl before, and your brain probably wouldn’t even make the association. At most, it would be like seeing one of those naked natives with the flapjack boobs on National Geographic, and then quickly changing the channel. Sure, your eyes will probably go straight to the pancake boobs, but it would just be like seeing a really scary Halloween costume. Once you saw a decent pair of tits again, you’d forget all about it. Walking in on your dad jerking off would scar you for life. Firstly, your dad’s probably going to be beating it to internet porn on the family computer, just like you do. It’s probably going to be at a time of night when he thinks it’s safe, because everyone’s asleep, just like you do. And you’re going to get the surprise of your life when you walk into the den, expecting to have all that free porn to yourself, and catch your dad in there enjoying it just like you were planning on doing. Sex is already on your mind at this point. You weren’t going in there for any other reason. So when you walk in the door and immediately see his penis flopping around, you’ll never be able to have another sexual thought for the rest of your life without your dad’s penis flopping into your mind. Let’s not forget about the awkward eye contact that will immediately follow, after you’ve seen him holding his dong. If you want to know what shame looks like, that’s it. Could you ever let a man tell you to mow the yard again, after seeing him that vulnerable? And don’t forget the implications that this has on your parents’ relationship. It’s going to raise about a million questions: is Mom not serving it up on the regular? Are Mom and Dad fighting? Are they getting a divorce? Why does Dad have a belt around his neck? Were those dudes on the computer screen? And the list goes on and on and on. I’d much rather see a naked grandma.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Wow, Thats downright scary dude!
RT
http://www.be-anonymous.cz.tc
DRUNKEN ARGUMENTSSSSSSS DUUUUUDDEEEESSS!!!
the readers demand it
Really though…Are you Guys that big of pussies? Stupid argument Friday? Grow some balls Holy Taco.
好嘢
These arguments are not stupid, they just make you think like your wasted. Therefore, we want the fucking drunken argument back!!
both are very very yummy.
Also, what the hell? we can talk about naked grannies and dads jacking off but you cant say drunken. that is so lame, just for that I pray to Jesus Christ you walk in on your naked grandma jerking off your dad. Or as I call it “Sexy Thursdays”
Ok this is simple. The female old lady body is disgusting but I could be like “oh poor grandma is old and dying and therefore her body is really only a medical object now.”
But if I saw my dad wanking it I’d freak the fuck out!
I’d be willing to bet that both of those pictures came from Justin’s database of elderly porn.
here’s an idea for your next SAF:
Eat out Ellen Degeneres of fuck Rosie O’Donnel.
ฺ๋์๋ิฟฤฤฉฮิา์ฺฺ๋ิิ้้า่๋๋๋
first bitches
You’re an idiot.
Not Last!
yo, you know Gangstalicious is supposed to be gay right? not hating or anything. Just thought you might wanna know
Every Friday night I watch both of these at the same time and they are both just the best
i may have missed it but WHY is this not “drunken argument” friday anymore? fuck stupid argument dont be such pussysssssssss
agreed.
Are you doing this to please your advertisers? Half naked women are alright, but God forbid you say the word ‘drunken’.
maybe it’s cause they’re not always drunk on fridays? in which case, yeah, stop being pussies
Seeing grandma is worse.
And I’d also like to know why it’s not drunken argument anymore. Can’t you at least name it ‘ridiculous argument’ Friday, or ‘no matter what you choose it’s all terrible argument Friday?’ stupid sounds so censored.
its time for a cool story
back in 2003 a 16 year old girl was sucking my cock then suddenly she stopped and said “your cock tastes like my dads”
man that was weird, but it was gooooooooood
no, she was saying your cock tastes like her NADS. that was no girl, putz.