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I’m the first person to admit that I am pretty stupid. I’ve been to known to forget such important things as where I parked my car, what time I’m supposed to be somewhere, and wiping. But I’m pretty sure that I’m smart enough to know that if I had stolen a wad of cash from a 10-year-old Girl Scout (which I have) that I wouldn’t tell a reporter about my crime on camera (don’t read that last parenthesis). These girls, who are also somehow now angry at the little girl they stole from, apparently are not.

via collegehumor.com

21 Responses to "Stupid Little Girl Scout Had It Coming"

  1. Pastor Tyler says:

    Dylan Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    I think these kids need to spend some time with a youth pastor.

    I am a youth pastor. They can spend time with me. Oh, Jesus!

  2. E. Nuf Al-Ready says:

    “Teenager who helped steal money from Girl Scout sentenced to treatment facility”

    http://tinyurl.com/4u8xqx

  3. The Other Dylan says:

    Joke? Google “Stefanie Woods Girl Scout”.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Cunts!

  5. Grodon says:

    Hey look! The next two annoying prissy bitchhes for the Simple Life! Almost as self centered and in touch with reality too

  6. Anonymous says:

    QUOTE:
    f-bomb Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    Now those are two girls destined to work for the IRS.

    >>My vote for Comment of the Week.

  7. JohnnyCoolHair says:

    QUOTE:
    f-bomb Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    Now those are two girls destined to work for the IRS.

    >>My vote for Comment of the Week.

  8. Cunty Cuntall says:

    Send ‘em both to my place in about 6 years and I’ll hand out my special kind of punishment !!!

  9. mbote says:

    Please ship those two young thieves to Brandon, Rankin County,MS. We can teach them to at least fake public remorse for their petty theft … Oh, and ship their parents as well …they obviously need help acquiring some parenting skills …including control of and disciplining their children ..

  10. Twister says:

    they need a public spanking

  11. Anonymous says:

    Um… this is obviously fake.

  12. divad says:

    It seems to unbelievable to not be fake, right? Nope…100% true! I live in that town and it was all over the news.

  13. f-bomb says:

    Now those are two girls destined to work for the IRS.

  14. Keeblerkahn says:

    I hope some judge really lays into them. The fact that they stoled money from a littler kid bad, but their attitude is inexcusable. 5000 hours of community service and some time in youth service facility is in order for these two. The fact that they are stupid enough to go on TV and bitch about getting in trouble is unbelievable.

  15. Pratik says:

    So… let’s say Bob The Pedorapist is getting some orange juice and a bag of frozen okra and sees these two dumb cunts. I imagine a conversation between him and his penis would go something like this:

    Bob: My, what a fine day it is…
    Penis: Dude, check out those two chicks there. Let’s grab them and get it on!
    Bob: But that would be a crime, wouldn’t it?
    Penis: So? It doesn’t matter, since I want some pussy and I see the girls there who have it so let’s grab them.
    Bob: Wait, what?
    Penis: Pussy’s pussy and I feel bad that those girls have it but I got to have it.
    Bob: Oh ok. And since there’s no deputy here to see us, they’ll have to wait for a state attorney to file some charges on us…
    Penis: Now you got it! Let’s do this.

    And good job on news studio’s job of blurring their faces out. You can clearly see what they look like.

  16. brice says:

    i agree completely

  17. Dylan says:

    I think these kids need to spend some time with a youth pastor.

  18. Jacob says:

    Was I the only one to notice that they did the worse job at “hiding” the faces of those teens that I have ever seen? I mean they were in plain sight with a twinge of distortion but your brain puts the pieces together cause they were only a few blocks blurred at the time.. I could do a police sketch of those girls to the exact freckle.

    Those news ppl seemed pretty pissed, I figure they did it on purpose – I would have.

  19. maracuya says:

    Come on ninnies. This is a joke. Relax!

  20. maracuya says:

    consider the source: collegehumor.com

  21. Rob H says:

    Good Lord, how many Lohan girls are out there?


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