I just have one question for the guy who puts 11 cockroaches in his mouth in an attempt to set a world record for putting: Why are you such a dickhole? I can see why people want to set world records for feats of strength and endurance, but what sort of sense of accomplishment do you get from cramming 11 large insects in your mouth? This is like telling the world’s oldest man that he set the record for taking the most shits of any human in the world. (Actually, I would kind of respect a guy who could set that record.)
But cramming roaches into your mouth is such a manufactured reason for a world record. When it’s all over and all the people have gone home and you’re lying in bed with only your thoughts, do you ponder your “world record” and think to yourself, “You did it, man. You pulled it off…11, that’s right, 11 cockroaches in your mouth at once. No one else has done that before. I am unique.” Or, more likely, are you thinking something like, “Why am I such a dickhole?” (I bet it’s the second one.)
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I don’t think you should be the one talking about who is, or is not, a dickhole. I’ve seen your site, and while you have some great funny stuff, none of it was actually composed by you. It’s all thefted or reposted or the lowest form of internet humor — the list. You have the originality of a gnat.
I bet it makes you fucking upset that you don’t think of crap like he does. You don’t wake up in the morning and think up shit like, “Can I drive a nail through my tongue?” Or, “I should learn sword-swallowing today”. Or, “How many cockroaches CAN I fit in my mouth?” This is perhaps why you are obsessed with girls to the point of ridiculousness. Oh, I’m sorry. “Babes.” As a woman, let me see which of you I’d want to do:
A) Some dumbfuck with a crappy unoriginal website.
B) A dude who has his own sideshow act.
Fuck me. I’m going for sideshow dude.
Ta! Have fun being lame while you jerk off to pictures of girls who would rather vomit rusty nails than look at you.
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It is indeed the 2nd one.
Thanks for watching!
aww why you gota go and take away the only thing this guys got goin for him? thats fuked up….
Hi.
I don’t think you should be the one talking about who is, or is not, a dickhole. I’ve seen your site, and while you have some great funny stuff, none of it was actually composed by you. It’s all thefted or reposted or the lowest form of internet humor — the list. You have the originality of a gnat.
I bet it makes you fucking upset that you don’t think of crap like he does. You don’t wake up in the morning and think up shit like, “Can I drive a nail through my tongue?” Or, “I should learn sword-swallowing today”. Or, “How many cockroaches CAN I fit in my mouth?” This is perhaps why you are obsessed with girls to the point of ridiculousness. Oh, I’m sorry. “Babes.” As a woman, let me see which of you I’d want to do:
A) Some dumbfuck with a crappy unoriginal website.
B) A dude who has his own sideshow act.
Fuck me. I’m going for sideshow dude.
Ta! Have fun being lame while you jerk off to pictures of girls who would rather vomit rusty nails than look at you.