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Summer’s Here!

fat lawn mower push

If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman’s book and make sure you don’t tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It’s very easy.

Step 1: Be a fatass.
Step 2: Get a Rascal.
Step 3: Lose all your integrity.
Step 4: Find/borrow a push lawn mower.
Step 5: Kick back and enjoy the summer!

12 Responses to "Summer’s Here!"

  1. conman says:

    that would be me

  2. Sum Tin Wong says:

    Her one saving grace: At least the bitch ain’t wearing Crocs! Oh wait…

  3. dave says:

    really a fat ass, fuck!
    injection molded part

  4. Chaosman says:

    Dude…..You Fukked up. This sooooo would have made a great photo caption contest photo. Good post…but sadly, wasted oportunity.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Step 6: ?????
    Step 7: Profit!

  6. Scott says:

    Chaosman, you fucked up in spelling “fucked up.” Yeah take that.

  7. theo says:

    scott, you so failed on your net speak test! yeah, put hat in your pipe and die a cancer related death

  8. abhorsen says:

    the scary thing about this photo: i know people who have the audacity to pull something like this.

  9. Vivienne says:

    I wish I hadn’t eaten that Big Mac today. This woman is probably only 30 Big Macs away…

  10. X says:

    uuuhm, she’s just handicapped. Still not funny :P

  11. Anonymous says:

    Being fat is not a fucking handicap!

  12. Anonymous says:

    At least she didn’t hire someone to mow while watching through the windows stuffing her face with bon bons.