If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman’s book and make sure you don’t tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It’s very easy.
Step 1: Be a fatass.
Step 2: Get a Rascal.
Step 3: Lose all your integrity.
Step 4: Find/borrow a push lawn mower.
Step 5: Kick back and enjoy the summer!