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I don’t know what the fuck you’re speaking, but it’s not English, bitch”
And what’s with this shit–>”
Hey, I think I’ll stick quotation marks after everything I post because I’m all badass and shit”
And my retarded parents gave me LaKostraNostra as a middle name means I’m awesome and fuck you if you talk about my name”
I’m a 500 lb virgin who fingerbanged my sister once, but I’m a virgin other than that so I’ma go eat a box of Twinkies on the shitter, kthxbi”
FUCKING ASSHOLE
You fucking faggots have lost yer minds. A totally hot babe is offering up the stinky port and yer arguing over whether philo should die or not? FUCK!!!!
Hey!!!!! What about that fine piece of yummy butt sex cunt lick lady????
My ass is so wide you could stick both hands in it and clap.
What the fuck is up with your quotes?!?
Hey..just a question for philosopher.
Now..i know you think the rest of the people youre ranting on are bastards for making fun of you and you want to kill them and etc etc.
But if you’re the “philosopher” how come you keep on commenting on all these pics of hot chicks who probably don’t even know their picture is up on this site? I mean, its exploitation. And i would think that a Philospher would spend a lot less time looking at dirty pics with the rest of us.
Though, i guess philosophers can hunt for poon too.
haha man. every time i click a hot girl pic theres the philosopher getting beat down on by people.
i like a big meaty cock in my butt
Philosopher has some of the most mundane and puerile put-downs I’ve ever read.
you misspelled it, dumb ass. you just insulted yourself
-the original philosopher who is being unwisely underestimated
i am the gay fucker. i fucked the philosopher in the ass and he loved it.and i cn prove it to you coz he’s gonna cry foul to this comment. he’s gonna lambast me and deny me coz we promised not to kiss and tell. i love u philosopher. i love ur teeny weeny dick. and i know u LOVED my huge one coz u screamed like a lil girl as i stuck it up yours.
-the original gay philosopher fucker
Kostra, czech meaning skeleton”
Open a book prick, instead of your big cock suckin mouth’
Someone resentful that your parents gave them a borin’ fag names”
Eat a cockmeat sandwich, twat’
HELLOOOOOO
I hope Super Duper Hottness comes with interchangable heads or at least a paper bag.
fUCK YEHA
Check out Holy Taco and search for (well not that searching is necessary cause he’ll drop his bullshit everywhere on this site) Philosopher’s comments.
Man..this shit cheers up every single day. Even when I found out IRS was chasing me for illegaly selling dope on the street corner without paying my taxes, I cracked my ass over this philosofoherrrr stuff.
Thanks!
Suck me motherfucker”’
you been ranting about piss squirt, asshole for the last fucking 300 pics”
Get the fuck out..
dick, fighting for free speech’ you just making yourself sound more stupid everyday’
Cocksucker”
but yeah ill still plow her to next spring’
unlike other people i dont dedicate my time to coming up with good putdowns because i respect freedom of speech and have better things to do with my time then make people needlessly feel like shit on internet messaging boards. if you dont understand what im fighting against, then you’re a facist. sieg heil. and rob has to be the most mundane and puerile name name i’ve ever read. i bet you uninstall computer viruses for a living you pretentious, unfunny jerkoff. lick a cow’s pussy.
Fuck you,
Wrong it my cock in your mouth”
Disecting my name, when you have no idea what its about”
(its a middle name)cocktard”
Sam Cockcana”
It’s LA COSA NOSTRA, fucktard.
Haha philospher called rob a facist,
what a idiot..
you think your comebacks are witty right faggot’
You a being a hiprocrate, because rob and many other like myself are just stating our opinions on how we are tired of hearing your gay comebacks, thus making your fight for free speech,
A big bitch and cry fest…
Just because you went to community college, doesnt make you witty fagg”
Hey angerboy, you have failed to noticed Rob is merely commenting on the crass sewerage you are sloshing about.
Seeing you’ve fallen back on your pledge to have the strength resisting immature slander against you. Your spite & hate has just become evermore sour and sad.
Of the millions of places on the internet, what the fuck are you trying to achieve by logging back into this shitty corner doing you no good?
Not matter how much people may have offended you, think about the dearth of respect you are giving yourself?
For the record, I try and see the goodness in everyone, but I have not seen a positive spark emanate from a letter you’ve given
fuck you if you dont understand that im fighting for free speech in america and on the web. why dont you get the fuck out cockmunch bitchass fuckhead?
There a hot chick”
And these cocks are fighting like little bitches”
Comment” get the fuck out..
But yeah..plow her till next spring’
There a Hot chick..
And these idiots are fighting like little bitches’
Just comment about the pic” and get the fuck out..
But yeah”
I would plow her till next spring..
Philoshopher’s Greatest GO DIE Comebacks – XXIV
Another 1000 pages of really unfunny stuff.
Hail the spelling enforcer
And I eat their poo poo.
-the original philosopher
Then I’ll fellate the coyotes, as has been my nightly tradition for years.
-the original philosopher
I should really kill you, and let the coyotes eat your corpse.
-the original philosopher
oh shut up, prick
-the true philosopher
you are so messed up, why didn’t your mom get an abortion? was she planning on using you as a doorstop? that’s all you’re good for…
-the true philosopher
Nothing to estimate. You have NPD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
So in that sense, yes, people should be warned.
i looked and i couldnt find anything. well i guess its just another hot chic that im never gonna see agian. ty for the advice though.
says the guy to is so retarded, his name is just numbers 1 through 9
-the original philosopher
*who
my work gets half assed when I can’t stop laughing at my enemies hatred of me
actually, its because of this bad economy. but I wouldn’t expect someone as stupid as you to be able to turn on a TV to the news programs, or have enough sense to get a newspaper
-the original philosopher
it might be in the corners in really small print, if HT got this picture from somewhere else
Apparently you’re not much of a newspaper reader either, junior — i.e., the classifieds. But, you know, if you still think you can find a job by posting 500+ times a day on Holy Taco and masturbating in your own feces, more power to you.
“my work gets half assed when I can’t stop laughing at my enemies hatred of me”
Maybe that’s why you can’t get a Job
DONT TRUST HIM HES A HOMO!!
this chic is pretty hott
does anyone her name or website
shut up mother fuckers, and my middle fingers second that motion
-the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution
well. the source of HT is in America, which is controlled by the American government, so technically… well, lets see if you can follow the trail of logic
-the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution
Hmmm a masochist I see, can I get the whip, or did you bring your own?
I’m sure he’s getting off on this, since it’s the most attention he’ll ever get in his life. Kinda sad when your life peaks at 12, but what can ya do.
You only get the right to free speech without infringement from the government. The Holytaco forum can persecute the heck out of you.
seconded, homo
yep
Shut up homo
mate why do you stay n put up with the all the shit.. n dont say for the right to free speech or whatever.. cause what youre doin aint in any way noble.. the idea is there but this aint the place for it.
i got nothin against you but it seems like youre just tryna find a purpose for yourself and this free speech bs is it. bro jus stop.. save everyone the drama
I’ll take that as a complement, even though I know you were being sarcastic. but know, I won’t go to your BBQ, I hate you, and the only time I want to be near you, is when I’m lynching you from a tree
-the original philosopher
Your perception of subtlety is astounding
do me a favor, go to africa, get AIDS, find the biggest anthill you can, lay down next to it, and let the ants feast on your skin until your veins and arteries pop from the pain and you die
-the original philosopher
oooooooooh, that is one of the most Searing comebacks I have ever read, you have certainly shown who’s boss. How do remain so HOT with Brilliance? You can come to my BBQ anytime.
a. philosopher, is a hypocrite.
b. philosopher, is an inmates muff bag.
c. She’s well tight! got me sweatin’ like a pregnant nun.
the clash sucks!
only thing i found interesting on this arguement
by the way, i’m on philosopher’s side so shut the fuck up
Can somebody ban that little fuckstick’s IP address already?
no, I am not a skinhead. I hate skinheads. what I am, is just a follower of the Ashes ideals
-the original philosopher
I only prosecute douche bags, pricks, jerks, mother fuckers, human trash, criminals, outlaws, punks, bullies, and other assortment of the ilk. you however, are all of those, which makes my hatred of you so much easier
-the original philosopher
when its done for no reason, its persecution
when its done on someone from the list I put up, its justice
-the original philosopher
thatz sum good ol persecution right there… yep…
You prosecute punks? What are you a skinhead? Give me your address, so I can come over and blast some Clash outside your window.
P.S. Your whole “when I do it, it’s justice” reminds me of Camus’ The Just Assassins. Is that intentional or is it just some pure fuckery of the mind? (On another note, this may be the most intellectual thing uttered on this message board)
Congratulations on your moral progress crusade! Man, this place is like 10,000 more moral already.
I’d also like to point out that you appear to be persecuting me. You may start your boring-ass hairsplitting diatribe … NOW:
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
A philosopher by any other name will still be a pain in the ass, just because I hate you pricks with every fiber of my being.
Suffer and die, mother fuckers!
signed,
-the original philosopher who is laughing maniacally
Hey but you still like my Fist & Grizzle possum
hey, scum bag, go die in the dumpster that your white trash mom gave birth to you in
-the true philosopher
yes you do, however, I don’t
-the original philosopher
I LIK TUH FINGER MY BUTTHOLE N STUF
I love it when you speak dirty
Go to suffer and die.
-the original philosopher
What a whiny little bitch
Go suffer and die, so I can tie your corpse to a cinder block, toss you into my pond, and let the snappy turtles rip the dead flesh from your bones.
-the original philosopher
The only pattern i notice is that you went from being a whiny little pussy to being a deluded whiny little pussy who thinks he’s Martin fuckin’ Luther (even though he’s actually Don Quixote’s prom night dumpster baby).
hey, i only insult those who insult me. but I wouldn’t expect a retard as stupid as you to notice the pattern
-the original philosopher
god i hate that fucking guy. what a bitch. gotta be the menstral cramps. philosofucker.
Wait – was that moral progress, or free speech without prosecution? Help me that I might understand thy crusade, O FailLotsOpher.
He has made a profound Pledge here:
http://www.holytaco.com/pee-my-mouth/#comment-1045030
Yep that’s him, and here is his response…
I think we need to get a better understanding of who we are dealing with here.
It would be reasonable to surmise that philosopher is a Narcissist. Now we all have Narcissistic qualities, it’s what allows us self worth. But in philosophers case, it would appear he suffers/enjoys extreme Narcissistic behaviour.
A possible diagnosis may be Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), which may be diagnosed with 5 or more of the following traits:
1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty or ideal love (megalomania)
3. Believes they are “special” and can only be understood by, or should associate with, people (or institutions) who are also “special” or of high status
4. Requires excessive admiration
5. Has a sense of entitlement
6. Is interpersonally exploitative
7. Lacks empathy
8. Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Now please don’t be upset at my observation philosopher. I am not aiming for persecution. It’s merely an observation related to your ‘public’ behaviour.
‘All’ opinions welcome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
actually, I’m not arguing with myself, I’m arguing with a punch of immature douche bags who are trying to sabotage me
-the true philosopher
dude for all i know all the posts are made by you under different names its just a trait of your multiple personality disorder that you like to argue with youself, sometimes even pretending to be someone else being you! i’d see a doctor if i were you, i heard that dr fuckoff knows his stuff
maybe I should just stop telling you that no one believes you’re me, after all, you are too stupid to notice. I’ll just stick to the insults:
Go suffer and die, you mother fucking, child molesting, retarded, faggy, douche bag.
I like the whole fist
-the original philosopher