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Superheroes Feel the Impact of a Poor Economy, Too

The economy doesn’t seem to be getting any better these days. It’s forcing everyone to watch what they spend and in some cases, get another job. No one is safe, not even our caped crusaders.
 
Spider-Man Goes To Work For Animal Control

 Iron Man is Forced to Re-Design a Cheaper Suit

Aquaman Is Forced To Take Guest Starring Roles
 

Captain America Is Outsourced
 
The Flash Makes Sure Your Packages Arrive On Time

Wonder Woman And Friends Go Where The Tips Are Best
 
The Hulk Starts His Own Moving Company
 
X-Men Have To Fly Coach

Batman Will Do ANYTHING For 30 Dollars
 

25 Responses to "Superheroes Feel the Impact of a Poor Economy, Too"

  1. Zombie Nazi? says:

    yep

  2. Phil Jones© says:

    If you’re online bitching about stupid shit like a website, maybe you got more problems. Lick your grammas’ balls fagstick. Or lick mine. Theyre hairier.

  3. Cracker says:

    I thought it was funny. Yall need to calm down.

  4. Anonymos says:

    its official holy taco is terrible now, remember a couple years ago when this site wasnt complete horse shit?

  5. Twinkie the kid says:

    Wasn’t this on cracked a while ago?

  6. Casey's Hung Like A Tic Tac says:

    Pretty terrible Photoshop work, even for Holy Taco.

  7. Dwight K. Schruteâ„¢ says:

    True, but wanna know what’s more terribler? That when DonkeyXote is around here I am unable to summon up the courage to comment under the moniker “Dwight K. Scrute” and when he’s gone I contribute with my one liner recycled jokes.

    I just hope people out there find me funny and likeable, here in Cleveland noone really likes me so I am sheltered by the four walls in my parent’s basement.

    Oh yeah. “GO AWAY DONKEY NOONE HERE LIKES YOU” Waahhhh wahhhhh wahhhhhhhhh

    FAGGOT

  8. Phil Jones© says:

    Hey DonkeyPwnte, he sure had the balls to do this:

    http://www.holytaco.com/friday-morning-link-dump-35

    TOP THAT or STFU!

  9. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTIES!!!!

    Suck my dangleberries hanging off my ass!!!

  10. gary coleman says:

    FAIL MUCH?

  11. gary coleman says:

    Man, fuck new holytaco.why is HT full of faggots and losers (like justin)? You know what these gaylords are past justin. HT has reached a whole new level of faggotry. and why is nothing funny anymore!!? HT, you dirtbags need to get something that ANYONE other than that fag justin finds funny. And for the love of god ip ban these basement dwellers in the comments! until you get your shit together the pile of throw up that is HT will just get bigger and chunkier. Peace faggots.

  12. Chicoson says:

    I found this posting pleasant and amusing. I may disagree with what you say sir, but I will fight for your right to speak it.

  13. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    I agree with the coloured midget, what the fuck is up with this site? It’s been going on for weks now!

    FUCKING FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. -.- says:

    If you don’t like it, don’t read it and go away. It really doesn’t seem like a terribly hard concept to grasp.

  15. gary coleman says:

    if you didnt like what i said, stop reading, stfu, and fuck off. and live by your own standards you halfwit.

  16. pratik says:

    Since when was Aquaman in high demand anyway?

  17. Chicoson says:

    What are you talking about? Seamen’s always in high demand. You know, at certain clinics…around the corner…that pay $10 per cup…

    Seriously, Aquaman was the worst superhero ever.

  18. Ryan says:

    No kidding. Aquaman fucking sucks.
    How much injustice takes place underwater?
    Seriously

  19. Chicoson says:

    BP? Though I don’t know how Aquaman could help that situation. Maybe warning marine life to stay away?

  20. peteyroberto says:

    I rape babies while i drown them underwater…so plenty…

  21. HIMSELF says:

    Dudes, in Guatemala we dont use mexican hats or have mexican mayan ruins (*In the add of Captian “GUatemala”). We are kinda different from mexicans.
    But the Captian America thing was hilarious hahaha

  22. Flash says:

    yes, batman is a whore

  23. Emmanuel Lewis says:

    Gary Coleman is the last person who should be critizing anything.

  24. Emmanuel Lewis says:

    Criticizing. Couldn’t reach the keys.


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