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28 Responses to "Superman Has Some DSLs"

  1. weaselstomper says:

    “He’s a super hero “all the way to the end”, boys and girls; able to leap tall “dildo things” in a single bound; faster than a speeding “pull-it”; more powerful with a “lotion-motive”.
    Look! he’s “up” in the sky, not a bird or even a plane…Say,isn’t that a big glob of gooey, white stuff hanging off your bedroom ceiling fan?”

  2. Ya mama! says:

    Look its philosopher!!! Always knew he was a cock sucker!!

  3. Yo says:

    Wonder if Lex will be the first one to “man the blowhole”

  4. thenaughtyplace.com says:

    CHECK ME OUT.

  5. DrDEAD says:

    When did Superman become such a man slut?

  6. Taco Tuesday Diarrhea says:

    stuff-hug-fuck his face

  7. Thatguypete says:

    Or Cheetara…

  8. Anonymous says:

    where’s the Wonder Woman version of this?

  9. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    Instead of finishing your vegetables, you can let a vegetable finish you off.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Awesome.

  11. Anonymous says:

    nice.

  12. Yo says:

    Nope. It’s Lubemaster

  13. Lubemaster says:

    able to swallow large loads in a single gulp…its supahead, it’s lil kim……no its superman

  14. Anonymous says:

    HA HA HA

    If you like this you’ll love http://melrich.mybrute.com

  15. Lubemaster says:

    No its Yo. The lamest gayest fuckin thing surfin Holy Taco.

  16. Yo says:

    I’m sorry, this fuck-toy is way too good looking to be you, you look more like Harry, from Harry & the Hendersons.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Your candy cane?

  18. Anonymous says:

    that is some twisted shit right here, what do you “stuff” him with??

  19. Anonymous says:

    Do they sell a “Robin, the Boy Wonder” Snuggler? If so, I’m buying one for each day of the week.

  20. DrDEAD says:

    Something for little kids to put their dicks in?

  21. George T says:

    … or for adults ^^^ to put their tiny needle-dicks in?

  22. mee nigga says:

    finally something for lube master!

  23. Pratik says:

    I’m really confused. What is the kid supposed to do with this thing in bed?

  24. Rachel the Shemale says:

    C’mere & I’ll show you.

  25. Lubemaster says:

    no i wont fight your fuckin brute…stop posting trying to get me to fight ur fucking brute…i wish i could anally rape your brute(if its a female)…and i hope ur brute grows up to be a loser meth addict traumatized nobody fuck up asshole….there…have a great day

  26. Anonymous says:

    Could have been funny.

    jezebel.com/5057958/stuff-hug-play

  27. UN- nonymous says:

    I’ll bet this toy sucks!


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