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Wait, you want me to put it where?
firstski
damn i wish i couuld my penis between those lips.
Fist! Fish! Fifth! Damn it, i meant FIRST!
Firstly, your ‘first’ comment makes you second. If you had said that first then you would indeed be first, instead you fall into second. Secondly i first that comment. Know what i’m saying?
wtf guidette asian combo
surprisingly HAWT
nah its another fade that asians do in japan when they tan they go all out and get gold/ google it
Crazy eyes.
I would like her to grab my love pole and stroke the love juice onto her tongue. Then we can share it by french kissing each other. Sexy!
Yo site moderators, or whatever the fuck you want to call yourselves, why don’t you stop sucking each others dicks and put an end to this first bullshit.
Gokkun= japanes porn where women drink the semen of multiple men. Im not going anywhere near that tongue.
For people who are confused by this, look at the bottom left hand corner of the picture.
HELL NO I GONNA GIVE HER ASS A FACIAL
What’s kind of funny is “Gokkun & Sex” are written in katakana on this magazine. Last I checked, “Gokkun” was not an english word.
PS, she’s hideous. She looks about as attractive as dennis rodman with long blonde hair and bright red lipstick.
oh sorry some asian women dont measure up to your weaboo standards.
” “Gokkun” was not an english word “. No shit Reindeer Games. It’s Japanese. What a Sherlock.
Do you even know what Katakana is? It’s the written dialect of Japanese reserved for foreign words, jerk. You use that dialect to write things like “supermarket” for which there is no direct Japanese translation. That said, Gokkun is NOT an English word, and by way of logic, is most likely a Japanese word considering the usage of consonants and vowels.
Next time, try wikipedia before you dipshit yourself up with a stupid comment like this.
Ben, your idiotic redundancies only make YOU look like some wannabe’ intellectual fuckface that seems like you “know it all”. You already STATED your point, like Hiragana (i’m sure you PROBABLY know THAT already too since you seem to pose as an expert) Katakana, like GOKKUN,IS not ENGLISH,it’s JAPANESE, it’s a FORM or ASIAN i.e:JAPANESE (see previous JAPANESE) dialect (DUH! you said it yourself) thus you telling people that “it’s not an English word” proving your moronism about differentiating what’s English and what isn’t when you already said it yourself, defeats the purpose of you posting ANYTHING about what’s English and what’s not English. You, Ben, are Duuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmb! Baka Gaijin!
Also the fact that you actually USE retarded ass Wikipedia, makes you even MORE of doucebox because you don’t even know what you’re talking about so you try to pass shit off by reading lame ass facts that aren’t even FULLY accurate unless you really ARE Japanese. Quit being Domestic, swallow a load. From Donkey and Dwight. Fagstick.
Well nice try, mr angry, but your post made no headway in trumping my statement.
So let’s reason – You apparently believe you know something about the Japanese language as well. Ok. We both know why Hiragana and Katakana are used. If you wish to attack my original statement, you could target the fact that I suggest Katakana is ONLY for English words. That should be non native Japanese words. Gokkun is not an adaptation of a foreign word. It is a Japanese word, albeit one that adopts the rules of a foreign language, but native to Japanese none the less. Therefore, Hiragana would have made more sense from my perspective. Notice, I did not say it was wrong. I said I find it funny.
Now, you may want to rant on about how that is an uneducated, REDUNDANT, approach to the deduction, but it is no less logical than ESL students wondering why we capitalize the word “He” when referencing God.
When you read Japanese and happen across Katakana, you read it expecting it to be an English word and attempt to sound it out. “Fight Club” is written out as Fu A I To Ku Ra Bu. Anyone reading that is sounding it out to make the closest match to an English word they can, so when they also happen to come across Go K Ku N, like I did when I was READING the Japanese on the magazine, I wondered what the hell the word was they were trying to convey.
In order to find out, I looked up Gokkun on Wikipedia and WHAT DO YOU KNOW – It accurately defined it. Not sure what your problem is with Wikipedia, but your complaint makes about as much sense as someone saying Craigslist is useless.
Go ahead and rip this apart. I’m sure there will be something worth reading in between the long winded stabs at my intelligence, or lack there of.
*puts head in palm* Damn Ben, you are a fucking dicklicker. You just exhibited how much dick you lick when it comes to world language. You just stated “Gokkun” isn’t “English”. What’s so HARD to comprehend about that? Sorry Ben, you are retarded. Go jump off a cliff onto pointy rocks so the seagulls can pick at your shitty lameass dumb carcass. Make sure to call me when you do, so i can pee on your face when you lay there lifeless. Assrammer.
Hey, asshole, guess what. Wikipedia, the site you hate so much, gives the explanation here.
“Katakana are also used for onomatopoeia,[4] words used to represent sounds , for example, pinpon (ãƒãƒ³ãƒÂÂン?), the “ding-dong” sound of a doorbell.”
But again, before you go and fag this up with another completely incorrect response, refer to the original post where I mention I find it FUNNY that Gokkun is written this way. Not INCORRECT, just FUNNY.
Want another explanation since you can’t grasp that the whole world isn’t born with an encyclopedia on linguistics built into their skulls?
I – a person who READS AND WRITES Japanese – Had to read over Gokkun a couple times before concluding it was not English. Gokkun may well be onomatopoeia, but who the hell would even think Gokkun was an attempt at representing a sound effect for swallowing? Except maybe you who participates in this act? So I had to look it up.
Given the situation, I find it FUNNY that:
A) This rule of the language exists at all
B) Gokkun is the best they could come up with for swallowing
Since Gokkun IN NO WAY sounds like ANYTHING, would it not make more sense to accept it as an addition to the Japanese language and write it out in Hiragana, like Bukaki, another depraved sex act of similar ilk that happens to be spelled out in the proper dialect?
For fuck’s sake, do yourself a favor and look back on your comments. Do you realize you at no point offer any educational insight on the structure of the language? You just attack and attack. You proved nothing except that your own understanding of Japanese is limited at best, and that you hate wikipedia.
Way to contribute to the conversation. God forbid there are any decent people out there that would actually respond in a way that makes any damn sense.
Feel free to rip this one apart as well. Or you could actually explain something for once and maybe the authors of this site might be proud that a change in the shit winds has accidentally blown in some real user contributions instead of every single post becoming a flame war.
Arguing on the Internet is like winning in the special olympics… you get a really cool trophy! Yaaaaay, a trophy! Yaaaaay!
Not really. You at least get a trophy in the special olympics. Usually those who place in special olympics challenges have family or caretakers who will demonstrate genuine happiness over their triumph. There is actually some reward.
Additionally, unless you’re Johnny Knoxville, you can’t just enter the special olympics. You actually need to be “challenged,” however that is defined for the event.
Here you get a little less, but at least if you have a reasonable argument, someone else may learn something from the rant, should they care to read it.
In this case, someone else may have learned a little about Japanese dialects. At the very least – that there is more than one.
hey if japanese women don’t measure up to ur standards dont click on the photo jackass!!!!!
Yes Ben, listen to people that DON’T give a shit what you think about foreign words so you can cry about why they don’t give a shit about what you think. Go return your mom AND dads’ Vagina. Fag!
What an intelligent riposte. The both of you. Again offering no actual contribution to the statement while simultaneously reaching new depths in superfluous vulgarities.
I don’t expect anyone to care about any comments on this site. Yet somehow there is always a response. Looks like we all fail then. We all have no lives, it seems. Just some of us will say it freely and others will cling to some feigned sense of superiority as they post behind a hidden silicon curtain.
Only the truly brave look for any excuse to ridicule. Give yourself a pat on the back.
Yaaaaay! You win a trophy! Yaaaaaay!
Ben, you’re WHITE. You defeated your whole purpose of trying to pretend you actually know ANYTHING about other cultures (like alot of other “Americans” that claim shit. POSERS!) Lick balls fag.
Goodness man, could you have dug a deeper grave for yourself? For one, explain how one’s race has anything to do with their knowledge of a foreign language. Then explain how this does not apply to you.Then explain what makes you think I am white. Then explain why anyone ever knows anything about cultures they aren’t native to. Then explain how Chuck Norris can be considered a master of martial arts – a grouped technique originating nowhere near the USA or Chuck Norris.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier, but now I’m pretty sure the extent of your Japanese was ascertained through many hours of anime. Take a college course on it. Japanese is one of the easier languages to learn.
And the other guy…
Yeah, based on your reaction, I can only assume you are one of those people that actually can qualify to get into the special olympics. I got my trophy… ~yay~ … go get one for yourself.
I would like to have doggy fashion sex with her