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Suzana Alves

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Suzana Alves is Catwoman’s kinky Brazilian cousin you’ve always wanted to hook up with.  A model and actress in Brazil, she’s starred in several scripted shows as well as reality programs.  She really likes being Catwoman’s kinky cousin.
 
Pointless: "I’ve always liked being on camera"
 

           
          
 

42 Responses to "Suzana Alves"

  1. noahaction says:

    nice, but still like this one better. the bootie, the mask, damn. tell me though, are all these hotties married to futbol players down there?

  2. Motor McBoater says:

    I would pound that ass with the force of a thousand angry Gods!

  3. Tio BOY says:

    This is the second most sold Playboy magazine in Brazil. She’s really awesome.

    But, do you wanna freak out? Look for Joana Prado. It’s the most sold Brazilian Playboy ever! REAAALY HOT!!

    I tried to find a link for download those magazines but i can’t find it.

    Sorry about the bad english!

  4. noahaction says:

    she have 31 according to chickipedia

  5. Kurt2 says:

    Holy Shit, this chick is fucking amazing. This makes up for the god awful bitches you have been posting lately.

  6. critter says:

    now that, gentlemen, is one fine booty. she can be my personal catwoman any day.

  7. Tio BOY says:

    Not at all. Joana is married with a Jiu-Jitsu fighter and Suzana i don’t remember, but not a soccer player. I saw that in this site there are a lot of brazilian girls.

    Well, there many awesome babes here, like:

    Alessandra Negrinni
    Luize Altenholfen
    Dany Bananinha
    Adriane Galisteu
    Juliana Paes

    Look for those bitches, and tell me what you think!

    God bless Brazil!!!!

  8. Wilford Brimley says:

    I concur. She have 80.

  9. vaffanculo says:

    Holy .. FUCK. If I had that, my face (or some other body part) would be inserted DEEP into that tight asshole at all times. The bowel movements would take some getting used to, but that’s a sacrifice I’m prepared to make.

  10. Anonymous says:

    she have 80,

    this old pictures…

  11. Captain Kumquat says:

    She is now the only catwoman. I know of no other catwomen.

  12. kimbo bus ♥ says:

    WOW! uhm its amazin wat guyz will go crazy for how bout u guyz look less up her vagina and more into her eyez its wat will really get a girl.

  13. imyshop says:

    Beauty … Beautyfull girl. I love her, Woww wooo
    price cheap sale

  14. erica says:

    OMG SUZANA! im so glad shes doing well i havent seen her since my study abroad in brazil! but i guess we’re on the same boat but shes a lot further than i am.

    http://tinyurl.com/588taz

  15. Latinlover says:

    I eat a lot of dicks. They’re so tasty.

  16. sexy girls says:

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  17. eknks says:

    now that, gentlemen, is one fine booty. she can be my personal catwoman any day.

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  18. Pierre says:

    i wanna take a bite out of that ass.

  19. Bosco says:

    You’re a Latin Lover of COCK!

  20. Anonymous says:

    I don’t feel “threaded.” Or wait, maybe I do …

  21. Captain Kumquat says:

    @ Latinlover-Yep, your definetly gay. And yep, when I was a thief, I thought everyone was going to steal from me and they did.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Tara Reid, Camryn Manheim (I called her “Manheim Steamroller,” heh heh), that chick that used to fuck Marilyn Manson, Tara Reid, Tori Spelling, all 4 of the Golden Girls at once, Tara Reid again, and the old lady that used to say “Where’s the beef?”

  23. vaffanculo says:

    LMAO, I think we’ve all “had sex” with them, wink wink.

    Not Kathy Bates, though — that’s the one woman I would actually BELIEVE you had sex with. Who’s next, Susan Boyle?

  24. Latinlover says:

    Other women I have had sex with: Jennifer Aniston, Penelope Cruz, Kathy Bates, the third woman that appears in the Juvenile video for “Back that ass up,” Helen Hunt.

  25. vaffanculo says:

    I have no idea who any of those people are, but you’re lying.

  26. Latinlover says:

    Rosario Dawson, that chick from “Quarantine” that looks like Jim from The Office, and Chin-Chan.

  27. Latinlover says:

    Hey guys, just because I have a bigger cock than yours and it actually works, doesn’t mean you should feel so threaded.

  28. Latinlover says:

    Cher, Meredith Baxter Birney, Mrs. Garrett from “Facts of Life,” Margaret Thatcher, Eleanor Roosevelt, Dakota Fanning, Amelia Earhart.

  29. Pierre says:

    to be absolutely fair. i have had sex with susan boyle. anal too. i’m not joking.

  30. Latinlover says:

    Beverly Mitchell, Connie Chung.

  31. Latinlover says:

    Some of us have a personality. I know that for a guy (?) that is not confident enough to even use a nickname, is hard to understand how is possible to tap an ass like that. But trust me, is possible and I’ve done it. And by the way, you don’t need to reflect your true personality on people you don’t even know. The fact that you are so sure I’m gay without having any idea of who I am, is like the thief that thinks everybody will still from him, ’cause that’s what he’ll do. Got it?

  32. Bosco says:

    That ladder shot should be in the Louvre…

  33. Anonymous says:

    OHHHH to be climbing her behind.

  34. Anonymous says:

    GODDAMN!

  35. Anonymous says:

    She began her career as a dominatrix in a TV show, where she would pull chunks of body hair from men who didn’t answer correctly trivia questions.
    It’s easy to find her Playboy photos.

  36. Anonymous says:

    Thanks captain obvious. For pointing out your gay…as your statement proves. No way in hell you fucked her.

  37. Latinlover says:

    Take a look at her naked on this video!http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1179755935 I fucked her. She’s hot but is not a good fuck.

  38. JM says:

    I think she done got a knocker upgrade somewhere in there…

  39. Horny Chick says:

    That is an ass to die for! I love Naked Latinas!

  40. Anonymous says:

    Wow… Good morning to you, too!


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