What would it look like if the classic eye-patch-wearing pirate joined up with a band of modern-day AK-47-shooting Somali pirates and wrote a diary about it? It would look a little like this.
The idea behind the bit sounded very promising.
Congratulations on sucking! I hope you didn't spend too much time brain storming and writing this. Your time would have been better spent stabbing yourself to death with a spoon.
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April 15th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
lol, so funny
April 15th, 2009 at 01:37 pm
who know swashbucklin pirates were half jamaican.
April 15th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
i like how the treasure chest says volvo
April 15th, 2009 at 04:04 pm
maybe they wouldn't be so pissed if they had more game shows to give them hope... Like PIRATE WHEEL OF FORTUNE
April 16th, 2009 at 05:37 am
The idea behind the bit sounded very promising.
Congratulations on sucking! I hope you didn't spend too much time brain storming and writing this. Your time would have been better spent stabbing yourself to death with a spoon.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Show them how its done, so that way they dont hurt themselves with the spoon.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:10 am
LMAO!!!
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