A Swashbucklin’ Pirate’s Diary Of His Time With Somali Pirates

posted 04/15/2009
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What would it look like if the classic eye-patch-wearing pirate joined up with a band of modern-day AK-47-shooting Somali pirates and wrote a diary about it? It would look a little like this.

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7 Responses to "A Swashbucklin’ Pirate’s Diary Of His Time With Somali Pirates"

henryg says:

April 15, 2009 at 1:37 pm

who know swashbucklin pirates were half jamaican.
http://www.fitzgeraldhotel.org/ says:

April 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm

lol, so funny
Edwordrules says:

April 16, 2009 at 11:03 am

Show them how its done, so that way they dont hurt themselves with the spoon.
Ev says:

April 16, 2009 at 5:37 am

The idea behind the bit sounded very promising.
Congratulations on sucking! I hope you didn’t spend too much time brain storming and writing this. Your time would have been better spent stabbing yourself to death with a spoon.
todders says:

April 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm

maybe they wouldn’t be so pissed if they had more game shows to give them hope… Like PIRATE WHEEL OF FORTUNE
aronham says:

April 15, 2009 at 3:16 pm

i like how the treasure chest says volvo
J Dizzel says:

April 16, 2009 at 11:10 am

LMAO!!!