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Taco Belle: Charlize Theron

Age: 32

Where you’ve seen her: She was ugly in Monster, hot in Aeon Flux, ugly in North Country, hot in Cider House Rules and ugly in Children of the Corn III. I’m just kidding, I didn’t see Children of the Corn III.

Tantalizing tidbit: As a child she witnessed her mother shoot and kill her alcoholic father in self defense. Ahhh, nothing like a little wife beating and murder to kill any possibility for a joke. Thanks a lot, Charlize’s Mom.


8 Responses to "Taco Belle: Charlize Theron"

  1. Buddy Ice says:

    It’s called “2 days in the valley”, it might be her first movie. Well it’s good, and you get to see her perfect boobies in all their perfect nakedness.

    It’s totally wizard.

  2. lisa says:

    WOW. so sexy girl,does she still play on the tall dating site ~~~ Tallmingle.com ~~~ ???The last time I saw her profile is last mondy, hope she does not leave.

  3. John says:

    2 days in the valley of perfect boobies? sounds like a porno…


  4. chaosman says:

    awesome movie. she runs around either nekkid or in an amazing skin tight white outfit. supreme boner material

  5. Eliot Spizer says:

    $ 10.52

  6. Dliteful says:

    She’s so f-ing beautiful its almost difficult to look at her.