Taco Belle: Christina Milian

posted 01/01/2008
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Age: 26

Where you’ve seen her: She’s released a bunch of crappy music, she used to be an MTV VJ and she’s been in a bunch of crappy movies. But she’s hot, so it doesn’t matter.

Tantalizing Trivia: She used to date Nick Cannon but broke up with him after she logged into his T-Mobile account and saw some porno-type texts he sent to some girls not named Christina Milian. Real smart, Nick. Everyone knows that if you’re going to cheat you need to send your porno messages via self-destructing fax. Get with the times, dude.