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Taco Belle: Christine Mendoza

christine mendoza

Age: 24

Where you’ve seen her: Christine Mendoza is a part-time go go dancer who also appeared in The Black-Eyed Peas video for “Monkey Business.”

Tantalizing tidbit: According to her website, she was born in the Philippines and still speaks Tagalog fluently. Which is weird, because I thought Tagalogs were Girl Scout Cookies. (I speak fluent Samoa.)

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via Hollywoodtuna.com

13 Responses to "Taco Belle: Christine Mendoza"

  1. Avenir says:

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  2. Glasjay says:

    I thought tagalogs were the bits of shit that get stuck to your ass hair

  3. CMFans says:

    Christine is hot. I don’t know what these guys are talking about. If you want to see a lot more images and videos of this chick you should go to her fan site: http://www.blowthecart.com/christinemendoza

  4. Mr. Balls says:

    Me like big boobs

  5. jeebus says:

    yuck

  6. She wouldn’t be too bad if she dropped the belly, dropped the top, and dropped the panties….

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  7. Chewie says:

    she looks good! but her boobs look fake :( she’s almost as hot as this newscastor http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/2/dft-news-episode-2.html

  8. jeebus says:

    nice stretch marks

  9. Buddy Ice says:

    Yea man, this girl is not even close to being good looking. She’s walking on a tight-rope on the border of regular and ugly. She must have sucked a lot of good dick for us to even know who this chunky, banged up broad is.

  10. david says:

    You guys are faggots.

  11. Rob says:

    David is RIGHT……….DUMB SHITS, I been to the Philippines , and they have The GREATEST GIRLS on the the face of the Earth! No-ONE can beat them Hands Down;
    I have had mexicans, South Americans,and they are ok, NEVER DO THE EVIL WHITE CHICK, ah HELL NO, been there , done that, NEVER go back, Blood sucking ticks they are ahahahahahahahah…………………………………………………………….
    You guys are so stupid worring about fake tits, a little belly, and What strech marks. What are you idiots perfect ? And if you think you are you are Full of SHIT! No-One is Perfect.
    If you guy’s dont think this chick is one hot ( Tuna) then you are a bunch of FAGGOTS!

  12. jersey says:

    you guys are fags!! shes is HOT! and at least UNLIKE MOST MODELS, she posts unphotoshopped pictures.

    most models would never post a “real” pic of themselves without photoshopping the hell out of it.

    christine mendoza is a goddess.


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