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Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes

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Age: 23

Where you’ve seen her: Doutzen Kroes only lives in your dreams, my friend. Well, dreams and a bunch of Victoria’s Secret specials.

Tantalizing tidbit: In a 2006 interview, Doutzen said that she has a romantic preference for black men. Which means I’ll be spending the rest of my week at the tanning bed and watching “Soul Man” over and over and over again.

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3 Responses to "Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes"

  1. Bostonlongstroke says:

    Bwaahahahaha!… “Soul man”. that movie is a classic laugh riot! And, Back in the day, it was my town’s only claim to fame. In late 80′s, they had shot some of the scenes of this movie at Wheaton College in MA. This is when Wheaton had just converted to co-ed, from an all girls school. before that, it was “Lesbo-land.” And, the student body was NOTHING to write home about!

    Now, there are a quite a few “bang-able” broads that attend Wheaton.

    All thanks to Soul Man!

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    Doutzen Kroes? What the hell kind-of name is that? Not like I care much but the US can’t produce any uber hot chicks anymore, can we? We even have to outsource our pussy, this shit is crazy.

  3. WOW says:

    i would love nothing better than to see her with her clothes off. can you say “HOT”?


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