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Taco Belle: Elisha Cuthbert

Age: 25

Where you’ve seen her: Elisha Cuthbert played the only porn star you never get to see have sex in 2004′s The Girl Next Door. Now she’s known as Jack Bauer’s daughter on 24. You know how you know that? Because JACK BAUER YELLS EVERYTHING HE SAYS. INCLUDING STUFF ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER.

Tantalizing tidbit: When she was seven she appeared on the Canadian children’s show called “Popular Mechanics For Kids.” Which, oddly enough, wasn’t that popular. (Have you heard of it?)

         

5 Responses to "Taco Belle: Elisha Cuthbert"

  1. Not my real name says:

    Yes, actually, as a Canadian, I watched PMK (as it was popularly known – see what I did ther?) every Saturday morning. Then I went outside and all the big kids in the neighbourhood beat me up.

  2. Josh says:

    Yeah I watched it too when I was like 12. It was a pretty tight show and she was hot then too. After watching it on Saturday mornings, I would then go outside and beat up some kid.

  3. hooligan says:

    The Maxim pics of her are amazing. Chick rocks a bikini!

  4. AlcoLOL says:

    Whoa… Did anyone else notice the Rhino/Goblin in the last pic?

  5. Joe says:

    I’ve seen PMK before. Mostly to sexually experiment with myself when I was younger whilst simultaneously learning the chemical composition of rocket fuel. Thank you, Elisha.


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