
Age: 25
Where you’ve seen her: Sophie Howard, seen here at the Nuts Awards in England, is known for something…but I can’t seem to quite remember what it is. Is it her eyes? Hmmm, I don’t think so. Man, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Umm, here smile? Noooooo. Oh, now I remember. Her ginormous breasts.
Pointless quote: “I went to a good Catholic school, and was in the Salvation Army until I was 16. I didn’t touch drink, drugs or boys , and then, at 17, I became a stripper!”

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that is a very large protein stain on her waist
I ask you, dear readers, why do British tarts have such titanic feedbags?
keeps them warm in the winter… its winter all the time.
She’s no Gemma Atkinson but I’d still bang that shit like a drum.
Bang the drum slowly Mr. Balls. Bang the drum slowly.