5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

October 22nd, 2009 | 10:07 am
5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a very different...

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Drunken Argument Friday: What's Worse, Herpes or a Baby?

October 16th, 2009 | 04:06 pm
Drunken Argument Friday: What's Worse, Herpes or a Baby?

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument that a Kid is Worse:  Inconvenient. Uncomfortable. Embarassing.  Disgusting.  All...

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We Shut Them Down Because We Can!

October 15th, 2009 | 11:45 am
We Shut Them Down Because We Can!

4 Year Old Inspirational Hokey Speech - Watch more Funny VideosThis is a video of a 4-year old kid doing Kurt Russell's Herb Brooks Speech from Miracle. If you compare his performance to this clip from the actual movie, I think you'll find that they're pretty much identical, minus the...

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Accordian Kid Plays the Accordian (and is a Kid)

October 9th, 2009 | 12:23 pm
Accordian Kid Plays the Accordian (and is a Kid)

Nerdy Kid Shreds on the Accordion - Watch more Funny Videos Sometimes the internet is like a crappy chinese restaurant: it just doesn't deliver. Today is one of those times.  In lieu of that, we present this video from earlier in the week, featuring the only accordian player in the world...

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Kid Solidifies "Only Child" Status

October 8th, 2009 | 11:36 am
Kid Solidifies

 If you enjoy having balls, don't ever make the mistake of having a kid and a pool at the same time.  If you already have a kid and a pool, then just tie the kid up to a stake in the yard so you know where he is in proximity...

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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

August 3rd, 2009 | 02:24 pm
Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club.  This fake ID totally worked!  It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's.  It must be the lighting in here.  I probably got one...

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This Kid Must Get So Much Preschool Tail

June 28th, 2009 | 11:17 am
This Kid Must Get So Much Preschool Tail

 This is a video of an extremely badass 3 year-old kid operating heavy construction machinery to the most badass "kid operating construction equipment" music ever created. Keep an eye out for what looks like a vampire woman filming the kid on a cellphone camera at about 1:00. 

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7 Signs That You're an Adult

June 10th, 2009 | 11:00 am
7 Signs That You're an Adult

If you're a Jew or a Mexican girl, there's a specific day where you officially become an adult.  For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, and most of the time you don't realize that you've become an adult until it's too late.  So, for everyone who doesn't...

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