We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a very different...
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument that a Kid is Worse: Inconvenient. Uncomfortable. Embarassing. Disgusting. All...
4 Year Old Inspirational Hokey Speech - Watch more Funny VideosThis is a video of a 4-year old kid doing Kurt Russell's Herb Brooks Speech from Miracle. If you compare his performance to this clip from the actual movie, I think you'll find that they're pretty much identical, minus the...
Nerdy Kid Shreds on the Accordion - Watch more Funny Videos Sometimes the internet is like a crappy chinese restaurant: it just doesn't deliver. Today is one of those times. In lieu of that, we present this video from earlier in the week, featuring the only accordian player in the world...
If you enjoy having balls, don't ever make the mistake of having a kid and a pool at the same time. If you already have a kid and a pool, then just tie the kid up to a stake in the yard so you know where he is in proximity...
Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's. It must be the lighting in here. I probably got one...
This is a video of an extremely badass 3 year-old kid operating heavy construction machinery to the most badass "kid operating construction equipment" music ever created. Keep an eye out for what looks like a vampire woman filming the kid on a cellphone camera at about 1:00.
If you're a Jew or a Mexican girl, there's a specific day where you officially become an adult. For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, and most of the time you don't realize that you've become an adult until it's too late. So, for everyone who doesn't...