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Those lips….

Those lips….

People.com reports Jessica Simpson has denied rumors that she’s gotten lip injections. “Jessica did not get lip injections.  She spent Thanksgiving weekend with Tony Romo,” said her publicist. Okay, let’s say she’s tel…

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Lock of the Weekend!

Lock of the Weekend!

NEW ORLEANS (-3) Over Tampa Bay See, look at that Tampa Bay guy on the ground. He knows they suck. The buccaneers have said they’ll either start Bruce Gradkowski or Luke McCown at Quarterback. I’m sure that will be an exciting coaches…

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R.I.P. Evel Knievel

R.I.P. Evel Knievel

 ”There are a lot of myths about my injuries. They say I have broken every bone in my body. Not true. But I have broken 35 bones. I had surgery 14 times to pin and plate. I shattered my pelvis. I forget all of the things that have broke.̶…

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Hogan to Wife: Pay For Your Own Shit

Hogan to Wife: Pay For Your Own Shit

According to usmagazine.com Hulk Hogan, pictured here with the Ultimate Warrior, has contested his wife’s alimony claims. “Linda is capable of supporting both herself and our son, Nick, who turns 18 in July,” says Hogan I don̵…

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Hey Everyone! Let’s All Measure our Penises!

Hey Everyone! Let’s All Measure our Penises!

If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer. …

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Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones’ helmet, football’s Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non…

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We Got a Bleeder!

We Got a Bleeder!

 Photo courtesy of CelebNewsire.com You know, celebrities like Lindsay Lohan are just like us. They put their pants on one leg at a time, they brush their teeth in the morning and, sometimes, an egg travels down their fallopian tubes and causes the…

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Posh Spice Bans Beckham From Show

Posh Spice Bans Beckham From Show

Victoria Beckham has told her husband, fashion model David Beckham, that he’s not allowed to attend the first Spice Girls show. Yes, I’m sure he’s crushed. It’s great when your girlfriend tells you you’re not allowed t…

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Pam Anderson To Retire…In Five Years

Pam Anderson To Retire…In Five Years

Pam Anderson announces in five years, she’s going to retire. Hmmm. File this under, “For the love of God someone please pay attention to me.” It makes me sad to see Pam Anderson get old. It’s like watching one of the o…

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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

The world is filled with many interesting shapes and colors, and once in a while it’s just really hard to pay attention to what you’re girlfriend is saying. Here’s some helpful tips to ensure you don’t get yelled at: 1. Bl…

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Lara Croft Bares Her Tombs

Lara Croft Bares Her Tombs

It’s nice to see young women branch out these days. Karima Adebibe, the official model for the Lara Croft Tomb Raider video games (which means I don’t know what that means) shows that she doesn’t need a knife strapped to her thigh…

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