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2008 = Lots of Dumb Politics

2008 = Lots of Dumb Politics

Mike Huckabee wants you to know that he’s not gonna talk shit about other republican presidential candidates. In fact, just to make sure you know, he’s going to make a negative ad, THEN he’s going to show EVERYONE the negative ad…

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year

I’m far too hungover to come up with anything interesting to say about anything. So here you go.

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Google Image Search Of The Day: New Years

Google Image Search Of The Day: New Years

I typed in “New Years” into the google image search and after perusing a couple pages, I found this gem. I only WISH I could go to a New Year’s Eve party tonight where this band was playing.  Instead I’ll have to hear nine d…

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Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same

Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same

A lotta times people will walk up to me and say “Hey, why is everyone so fat?”  Most of the time, I answer with “Who are you and how did you get into my apartment?”  But now, I have a better answer.  People are fat because o…

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Paris Hilton and K-Fed: Team Stupid

Paris Hilton and K-Fed: Team Stupid

I’ve seen a lot of amazing pairings in my lifetime; Joe Montana and Jerry Rice, mint ice cream with chocolate chips, Daryl Hall and John Oates (Go F yourself, they kick ass). But this New Years, we have been blessed with a new pairing, accor…

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Monday (Step)MILF: Padma Lakshmi

Monday (Step)MILF: Padma Lakshmi

Courtesy of ns4w.org Age: 37 Where you’ve seen her: She’s been in a shit-ton of magazines, but you probably noticed her on hideously ugly author Salmon Rushdie’s arm after they got married in 2004. Tantalizing Trivia: She has a 7-…

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Google Image Search of the Day: Friend

Google Image Search of the Day: Friend

Typing a random word into Google Image Search can reveal some interesting results. I typed the word “Friend” into Google Image Search and this photo of an old white woman, a young Asian woman and a turtle came up. We’ll explore the…

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Guess who won their bet last week?  That’s right, this mo-fo right here!  I got one in the win column baby!  I feel like I felt right after I lost my virginity, and even better, there’s no one sitting next to me sobbing, saying, “…

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Fergie Gets Big Ring From Big Dork

Fergie Gets Big Ring From Big Dork

Photo courtesy of usmagazine.com  Newly engaged Fergie, pictured here after drawing on her “I’m so surprised” eyebrows, was out and about yesterday showing off her engagement ring given to her by actor-fiancee Josh Duhamel, star o…

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Tampa Bay Man Gets Lap Dance of Death

Tampa Bay Man Gets Lap Dance of Death

There’s a few general rules you should follow when going to a strip club: 1) Don’t touch the ‘rippers. 2) Bring plenty of singles. 3) Try not to die in the Champagne Room. Some dillhole in Tampa nailed two out of those three after…

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Interviewer to John Cusack: Are You Kevin Spacey?

Interviewer to John Cusack: Are You Kevin Spacey?

The act of conducting an interview can be a delicate ballet between the interviewer and the interviewee. Difficult questions have to be posed tactfully to put the celebrity at ease and extract an interesting answer or an exclusive sound byte. The i…

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