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2008 = Lots of Dumb Politics

2008 = Lots of Dumb Politics

Mike Huckabee wants you to know that he’s not gonna talk shit about other republican presidential candidates. In fact, just to make sure you know, he’s going to make a negative ad, THEN he’s going to show EVERYONE the negative ad…

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And The Winner Is…..

And The Winner Is…..

BLAKE LIVELY!!!! That’s right, over 4,000 votes were cast and 55 percent of Holy Taco readers decided they would rather do the blond chick from Gossip Girl.  Good for you Holy Taco readers.  Now here’s actual e-mails we received from sa…

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He Will Beat The Jesus Out Of You

He Will Beat The Jesus Out Of You

HBO is releasing a documentary entitled “Hard As Nails” about an evangelist, Justin Fatica, who has an “intense” way of teaching the youth of today about Jesus. Let’s take a look! Jesus Lover Goes Crazy – Watch m…

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The Star Wars Christmas Special in 5 Minutes

The Star Wars Christmas Special in 5 Minutes

Long ago, in a galaxy really close to this one, George Lucas made the worst Christmas Special of all time to try and entice kids to buy Star Wars toys. It was two hours long and starred Bea Arthur, but luckily Late Night Explosion boiled it down to…

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 20

81 Awesome Gifs – Page 20

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. PAGE 2 PAGE 3 PAGE 4 PAGE 5 PAG…

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I’m 0-3 and last week I put down a “John Holmes’ Penis” sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there’s gonna be a few people who won’t be getting Christ…

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Jamie Lynn’s Baby Has Scary Fan

Jamie Lynn’s Baby Has Scary Fan

According to people.com, Blair from The Facts Of Life has come out in support for Jamie Lynn Spears’s pregnancy. Whelchel, who played the preppy Blair Warner on the sitcom The Facts Of Life, has come to Spears’s defense after the 16-yea…

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 18

81 Awesome Gifs – Page 18

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE…

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 17

81 Awesome Gifs – Page 17

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3…

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 16

81 Awesome Gifs – Page 16

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAG…

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 15

81 Awesome Gifs – Page 15

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3…

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 14

81 Awesome Gifs – Page 14

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3…

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