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World’s greatest hoaxes finally revealed (asylum) Michelle Ryan drinks warm beer (Busted coverage) Ana Tatangelo is attractive (Camel Tap) Top 100 April fools day hoaxes (tastybooze) Q Tires would do James Bond proud (Complex) College Humor l…

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Justin Timberlake Plays Baseball?

Justin Timberlake Plays Baseball?

I actually don’t mind Justin Timberlake that much, but in this picture, he looks like the kid in little league who starts crying in the on deck circle because he knows how humiliating his upcoming at bat is going to be.  People.com, tell us w…

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Miley Cyrus Makes Miley Movie

Miley Cyrus Makes Miley Movie

I’m pretty sure this is going to be the Citizen Kane of autobiographical teenage recording star films.   Usmagazine.com reports: Miley Cyrus heads to Nashville on April 12 to begin filming a [Hannah Montana Movie], which hits screens in 2009.…

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Steve Jobs Sues Makers of iGina

Steve Jobs Sues Makers of iGina

The iPhone is great for email, texting and searching the Internet, but it’s lacking one vital piece of technology: the pocket vagina. According to the AP: Van Nuys, California , The newest Apple knockoff has taken the computer giant’s …

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The 10 Creepiest Celebrity Endorsements

The 10 Creepiest Celebrity Endorsements

10. Florence Henderson , Polident Denture Cleaner Just like shampoos and skin care products use hot girls to endorse their products, Polident uses a hot old woman because sex sells. Even if it’s a sexy 74-year-old. [Editor's Note: I would sti…

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Tell The World You’re A Whore

Tell The World You’re A Whore

Remember those days when you’re baby didn’t know who its daddy was? Well, if you went on the Maury Povich show, gave a little DNA, and waited for Maury to tell you the results on the air, you definitely know which guy’s sperm fert…

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Taco Belle: Sarah Larson

Taco Belle: Sarah Larson

Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s new girlfriend, used to like to get down when she was a waitress in Vegas. According to Star Magazine: “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until re…

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College Virgins Fight To Not Party (asylum) Me Gusta Heidi Cortez (hornyoyster) MC Hammer Has Nothing On Little Asian Dude (Camel tap) NEVER Go To Prison In Texas (tastybooze) I Want This Couch (complex) Bush Booed At Baseball Game (double viking) …

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Creepy Or Sexy?: Keira Knightley

Creepy Or Sexy?: Keira Knightley

You may disagree, but I think Keira Knightley is the epitome of a creepy or sexy. She was so hot in Pirates of the Carribean that I actually sat through the second and third installments of those movies even though they made less sense than the er…

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Supports Obama

Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Supports Obama

If you find it really annoying when a celebrity publicly endorses a candidate then you’re going to find this INCREDIBLY annoying. People.com reports: Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama may be hard at work on the campaign trail, b…

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Albert Pujols Has A Cousin Named Harry Pujols

Albert Pujols Has A Cousin Named Harry Pujols

We can’t think of better news to welcome back baseball. A reader who wanted to remain anonymous sent in this photo. Apparently Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols (pronounced “poo-holes”) has a cousin named Harry Pujols, pictured abov…

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