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World’s greatest hoaxes finally revealed (asylum) Michelle Ryan drinks warm beer (Busted coverage) Ana Tatangelo is attractive (Camel Tap) Top 100 April fools day hoaxes (tastybooze) Q Tires would do James Bond proud (Complex) College Humor l…

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PoultryGeist Is The Greatest Move Ever Made

PoultryGeist Is The Greatest Move Ever Made

I know, I know. You’re wondering why I would post the trailer to a sappy kid’s movie like PoultryGeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead on HolyTaco. Well, I guess I’m just a sucker for family entertainment. If you ask me, Hollywood does…

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Obama Gospel Throwdown!

Obama Gospel Throwdown!

If I knew church was going to be like this (instead of just a bunch of old guys grabbing my penis), I would have gone a long long long time ago.

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Hayden Panettiere And Her Camel Toe

Hayden Panettiere And Her Camel Toe

Hayden Panettiere may want to get some slightly larger sweat pants because these seem to be bunching up in the upper thigh/lower vagina section. I’m not a big fan of camel toes. They look like some girl stuffed too much melted cheese and oran…

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The sexiest women in video games (Aslyum) Blond office babe just doesn’t get it (hornyoyster) Kelly Brook is attractive (cameltap) Hayden Panettiere has toe of the camel (coedmagazine) Grand Theft Auto 4 trailer (double viking) Upside down tre…

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Carnie Wilson Did NOT Gain 79lbs!

Carnie Wilson Did NOT Gain 79lbs!

In this history of great defenses, there’s Clarence Darrow’s defense of evolution in the Scopes-monkey trial, Thomas Jefferson’s defense of liberty in the declaration of independence and now, another great defense has emerged; Car…

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Spitzer Has Second Prostitute

Spitzer Has Second Prostitute

Eliot Spitzer can not be satisfied by just one prostitute.  No no friends, as Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock would say “It takes two to make a thing go right.”  Nypost.com reports: Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a…

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Greatest Nut Shots Compilation

Greatest Nut Shots Compilation

Most Awesome Nutshots – Watch more free videos I think it was William Shakespeare who said “Humor, is tragedy plus time, plus stuff hitting people in the nuts.” Who am I to argue with the greatest writer in the history of literatu…

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“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

Bigfoot Molested Me – Watch more free videos Gene Morrill was convicted of 20 counts of sex crimes involving minors. At his sentencing he decided to tell the court that the reason he molested all those kids was because Bigfoot (the mythical mi…

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Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost…

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Creepy Or Sexy? Kirsten Dunst

Creepy Or Sexy? Kirsten Dunst

I gotta be honest, I never even considered Kirsten Dunst worthy of a Creepy Or Sexy.  I just thought she was creepy.  But a reader sent me this picture and I thought she was kind of sexy in it.  Of course, I had just finished watching an episode of…

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This Is What Homer Simpson Really Looks Like

This Is What Homer Simpson Really Looks Like

I can’t stop staring at this photo of an “untooned” Homer Simpson. I’d like to thank the weirdo computer robot nerd genius that made this. You’ve somehow managed to horrify me and turn me on at the same time. I think I…

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