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World’s greatest hoaxes finally revealed (asylum) Michelle Ryan drinks warm beer (Busted coverage) Ana Tatangelo is attractive (Camel Tap) Top 100 April fools day hoaxes (tastybooze) Q Tires would do James Bond proud (Complex) College Humor l…

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A Moment Of Silence For Colonel Sanders

A Moment Of Silence For Colonel Sanders

The next time you stop by your local KFC for a heaping helping of deep fried chicken parts, you will also have the choice of getting your bird a bit healthier. According to CBC.ca: Kentucky Fried Chicken customers will be greeted eventually by ligh…

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Man’s House Looted After Fake Craigslist Ad

Man’s House Looted After Fake Craigslist Ad

In what could be the most amazing prank ever, a fake ad was posted on Craigslist that said an Oregon man had to suddenly move so all of his possessions were up for grabs. The kicker? He wasn’t moving. According to the Seattle Times: A pair o…

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Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes

Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes

Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: Doutzen Kroes only lives in your dreams, my friend. Well, dreams and a bunch of Victoria’s Secret specials. Tantalizing tidbit: In a 2006 interview, Doutzen said that she has a romantic preference for blac…

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Claudia Schiffer estoy sexo! (Camel Tap) Man claims to be pregnant! (Asylum) Have you told your roommate you banged his girlfriend?! (doubleviking) 7P.M. Suicide Girl keiko! (coedmagazine) Victoria’s Secret All-Stars hit the beach! (complex) …

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David Beckham Talks Soccer Sorta

David Beckham Talks Soccer Sorta

david beckham has a great accent – Watch more free videos David Beckham was on 60 minutes last week promoting the start of the MLS soccer season. For me, watching American soccer falls somewhere in between “watching a WNBA game,” …

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Bro Search

Bro Search

Bro Search Part II – Watch more free videos Dax Shephard is here to tell you that if you’re looking for a best friend, he’s got a service for you. This is why I don’t go in pools.

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Kate Beckinsale Is Better Red Than Dead

Kate Beckinsale Is Better Red Than Dead

I have one of those “things” for Kate Beckinsale. It’s very similar to the “things” I have for orgasms, beer and female genitalia (which, if you remember, Kate also has a “thing” for.) These red dress photo…

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Owen Wilson And Kate Hudson In Biker Gang

Owen Wilson And Kate Hudson In Biker Gang

For me, Easter has lots of traditions. Eating Ham, hunting for easter eggs, hearing my dad tell the same joke about a Vietnamese prostitute then hearing him apologize when my Mom reminds him that he’s sitting two chairs away from his sister-…

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Legless Wrestler “Kicks” Crap Out Of Opponent

Legless Wrestler “Kicks” Crap Out Of Opponent

Armless and Legless Wrestler – Watch more free videos Maybe losing a wrestling match to a kid who only has one arm and zero legs may be a sign that wrestling isn’t your sport. Perhaps it’s time to try out for the Debate team or the…

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MILF Monday: Katie Holmes

MILF Monday: Katie Holmes

Age: 29 Where you’ve seen her: Katie Holmes has been in “Dawson’s Creek,” “The Ice Storm” and “Teaching Mrs. Tingle.” But you know her best from her current reality series called “I Used To Be N…

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Happy Easter From Holy Taco

Happy Easter From Holy Taco

Bunny Does It Doggy Style – Watch more free videos Even the Easter Bunny needs a little love. Doggy-style.

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