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World’s greatest hoaxes finally revealed (asylum) Michelle Ryan drinks warm beer (Busted coverage) Ana Tatangelo is attractive (Camel Tap) Top 100 April fools day hoaxes (tastybooze) Q Tires would do James Bond proud (Complex) College Humor l…

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Man Sells Life On Ebay

Man Sells Life On Ebay

Wow, think he took that divorce pretty hard? What if no one buys his life? I’m smelling shame spiral followed by excessive drinking, followed by the alienating of his only friends. But, if his life does sell, then I’m tempted to sell…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Shit I found On The Web I was surprised that Kansas City wasn’t drunker. If I lived there I’d be drunk all the time. I wish I was 1/10 as fascinating as Tyra Banks. When I was little and wondered what the future would be like, t…

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Creepy or Sexy: Teri Hatcher

Creepy or Sexy: Teri Hatcher

Remember when Teri Hatcher used to be smoking hot? When she was on Seinfeld and Lois and Clark she had many young teenage boys doing many young teenage boy-type things to themselves. But now, not so much. And before you think I’m saying she&…

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Tori Spelling Wants In On 90210 Remake

Tori Spelling Wants In On 90210 Remake

Remember Beverly Hills 90210, the show that followed the adventures of a group of 40 year-old actors pretending to be virginal teenagers? Well, they’re remaking it, and the very very talented Tori Spelling wants in. People.com reports: The …

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Beer Is Better For Your Brain Than Wine

Beer Is Better For Your Brain Than Wine

Hmm, maybe this is why I turn into a loud-mouthed know-it-all after a 12 pack of Meister Brau. According to independent.co.uk: Drinking too much wine damages the brain more than beer or spirits, scientists have discovered. New research on the long-…

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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus

If you think you’re having a bad day, at least you didn’t accidentally get a new anus. But if you did accidentally get a new anus, then yes, you are having a bad day. According to FoxNews.com: A German retiree is taking a hospital to co…

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FYI: Adriana Lima Is Still Attractive

FYI: Adriana Lima Is Still Attractive

Adriana Lima GQ Photo Shoot Behind The Scenes – Watch more free videos In case you were wondering if Adriana Lima was hot or ugly, GQ.com put together a little video to make it clear that she is still attractive. I know, I know, it’s kin…

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LSU chicks know how to lap grind (Busted Coverage) Video of 5 Flame-throwers going off at once (Double Viking) Obama is a pimp (Camel Tap) Uniform Dinosaur for sale (Asylum) Lindsay Lohan joins sex tape club (Tasty Booze) Steve-O damns drugs (Coedm…

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Drink This: Penderyn Welsh Whisky

Drink This: Penderyn Welsh Whisky

You’ve heard of Scottish Whisky, Irish Whiskey, Tennessee Whiskey and Kentucky Bourbon (which is also a whiskey.) But what about Welsh Whisky? The vowel-hating nation next to England is known mostly for Tom Jones and having a language that re…

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Want To Buy Britney’s Car?

Want To Buy Britney’s Car?

This is what happens when you go bat shit crazy. People.com reports: A court granted Britney Spears‘ father on Monday the power to “sell or dispose of” an undisclosed number of her seven cars, documents show. Lawyers for Jamie Sp…

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9 College Mascots That Should Be Real

9 College Mascots That Should Be Real

It’s March Madness time. And with March Madness comes college mascots. Every school chooses a mascot that strikes fear or intimidation into the heart of their opponent. But we think maybe they’re not always the most accurate depiction…

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