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Hidden Messages in Beatles Songs revealed (I-Am-Bored) Therapy for cereal mascots (college humor) Really hot sideline reporter found (busted coverage) 5 best Paula Abdul Meltdowns (coedmagazine) Jon Lovitz pulls a Kramer (double viking) Dumbest guy…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.  Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea.  It’d be like be g…

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The Holy Taco Tribute To Thighs

The Holy Taco Tribute To Thighs

The ass man, the boob man and the weirdo with the foot fetish seem to get all the attention these days. But what about the thigh man? His lecherous love of the thigh has gone overlooked for too long. So we at HolyTaco (being the most thoughtful, ca…

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Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

So, a couple days ago I reported that Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-year-old is endorsing Barack Obama.  Now, someone who probably urinates on themselves more frequently than SJP’s kid, has made her endorsement.  Usmagazine.com reports: Hill…

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How To: Call In Sick to Work

How To: Call In Sick to Work

Basically, work sucks. So here’s a step-by-step guide for calling in “sick. Use it when you’re too lazy to get up, hung-over, or would rather watch re-runs of Mr. Belvedere. 1) PICK THE DAY The ideal situation is when you know whi…

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Is This Photo Saying What I Think It’s Saying?

Is This Photo Saying What I Think It’s Saying?

OK OK, jeez. I won’t pee anywhere near there. I promise. Just put the scissors away.

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Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Age: 26 Where you’ve seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy. Tantalizing tidbit: When Alessandra works out, she does an exercise called the “Bra…

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