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Hidden Messages in Beatles Songs revealed (I-Am-Bored) Therapy for cereal mascots (college humor) Really hot sideline reporter found (busted coverage) 5 best Paula Abdul Meltdowns (coedmagazine) Jon Lovitz pulls a Kramer (double viking) Dumbest guy…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win NBA Ballers: Chosen One

Give-A-Wednesday: Win NBA Ballers: Chosen One

Write a caption for this spectacular wheelchair dunk and you can win a copy of Midway’s NBA Ballers: Chosen One for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your caption in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week̵…

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Disney LOVES Kids A Little Too Much

Disney LOVES Kids A Little Too Much

The picture above is part of a group of advertisements MADE BY Disney that are being used by the Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China. TMZ has the rest of the pictures (there’s 15) and reports: TMZ has turned up D…

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Drink This: The WhiskeyBurger Cocktail

Drink This: The WhiskeyBurger Cocktail

A couple weeks ago we started a controversy with our list of the 11 Manliest Cocktails. But I just found one that needs to be added to that list, pronto. It’s called the WhiskeyBurger Cocktail and its ingredients are: The Whiskeyburger 3 oz …

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Paula Abdul Is Easily Confused

Paula Abdul Is Easily Confused

Paula Abdul Is Stupid – Watch more free videos Personally, I think American Idol is for deaf retards. Apparently they switched up the judging process last night and instead of commenting on each individual performer, the judges had to make the…

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Bob Costas Likes To Talk Dirty

Bob Costas Likes To Talk Dirty

Bob Costas Has A PottyMouth – Watch more free videos I’m not even going to tell you why Bob Costas is using such colorful language, but I can tell you I’ve honestly watched this video 30 times today (and it’s still early.) I …

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Taco Belle: Jennifer Walcott

Taco Belle: Jennifer Walcott

Age: 30 Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Walcott was in American Pie: Band Camp and Playboy, but I’m sure you know her best for her poetry, which won her a Reader’s Digest contest in Arizona. Right? Tantalizing tidbit: The Chicago …

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These cats are f-ing awesome (I-am-bored) Streaker of the year (busted coverage) Meet Isabel Figuera likes beaches (Camel Tap) The girls of Harold and Kumar (Coedmagazine) 1980s robot plays the piano (Double Viking) Ultimate chick repeller, part II…

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Holy Taco Goes To Budweiser

Holy Taco Goes To Budweiser

Holy Taco Goes To Budweiser – Watch more free videos We here at Holy Taco like beer. In fact, I can safely say, everyone who isn’t a communist loves beer. But believe it or not, there was a time in this country when beer was illegal a…

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Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape

Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape

So, in this video, Tyra Banks asks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about their claims that Lauren Conrad has a sex tape. I went ahead and added in what Spencer was probably thinking during the interview. I think when you’re really super stupi…

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Everyone Wants To Sex (And Sound Like) Mutombo

Everyone Wants To Sex (And Sound Like) Mutombo

Houston Rockets players impersonate Dikembe Mutombo – Watch more free videos Dikembe Mutombo talks funny because he’s not from around here (unless you’re reading this in Africa.) So his Houston Rocket teammates had a little fun imp…

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Rumer Willis, Mannish? Nooooo.

Rumer Willis, Mannish?  Nooooo.

The above is a photo of Kristin Cavallari, Cristina Milian, Josie Maran, and Rumer Willis.    Look closely at this photo.  Is it just me, or does it sort of seem like this is a still from one of those movies where some dude pretends to be a girl so…

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