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Hidden Messages in Beatles Songs revealed (I-Am-Bored) Therapy for cereal mascots (college humor) Really hot sideline reporter found (busted coverage) 5 best Paula Abdul Meltdowns (coedmagazine) Jon Lovitz pulls a Kramer (double viking) Dumbest guy…

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Rapping Principal Teaches Important Trash Message

Rapping Principal Teaches Important Trash Message

Principal Tries To Rap – Watch more free videos There have been a lot of songs that have made the world a better place. First there was John Lennon’s “Imagine.” Then there was “We Are The World.” And now we can ad…

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Taco Belle: Jennifer Hawkins

Taco Belle: Jennifer Hawkins

Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Hawkins was Miss Universe in 2004. And as with many other women who have been chosen Miss America/World/Universe, you probably haven’t seen her since. Tantalizing tidbit: She’s Australian, s…

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Oh to be a Houston Texans fan (busted coverage) 6 things that suck about Coachella (coedmagazine) Booty push up bras (camel tap) Shauna Sand in a bikini (double viking) Greatest SFW porn scene ever? (hornyoyster) Olga Kurylenko is awesome (tastyboo…

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Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

I’m undecided as to who I’m going to vote for. As of yesterday I was going to write in a vote for that ex-football player guy who played the RA in Saved By The Bell the College Years, just cause I think there were a couple situations w…

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Man Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours – With Diarrhea

Man Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours – With Diarrhea

holytaco – Watch more free videos A few weeks ago, video came out that showed a man trapped in an elevator for 41 hours. We even posted the video here a week or so ago. I remember when I saw that video, I thought to myself, what if he had ne…

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Keeley Hazell Dances In Her Underwear

Keeley Hazell Dances In Her Underwear

I think this was originally the concept for Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy” video. I didn’t even know Keeley Hazell was a singer. But then I realized that the equation for a successful singing career looks like this: T x 120% + HB x …

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Roger Clemens Gave Rocket To Other Woman?

Roger Clemens Gave Rocket To Other Woman?

I wonder if Roger Clemens ever thought, when he was feeling down about the roids accusation, “Well, it could be worse, I could be accused to cheating on my wife.”  Espn.com reports: The New York Daily News, citing “several” …

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Miley Cyrus Is Very Naughty

Miley Cyrus Is Very Naughty

When I was sixteen, my brother picked the lock to my bathroom and snapped a picture of me taking a shit fully nude, while reading a Cosmopolitan magazine. A year later that picture was slipped by my brother, in to my aunt’s slideshow present…

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MILF Monday: Denise Richards

MILF Monday: Denise Richards

Age: 37 Where you’ve seen her: I’m not going to bother mentioning Starship Troopers, The World is Not Enough, or Undercover Brother. Because the only thing you ever think about when you see Denise Richards is her Neve Campbell three-way…

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Chewbacca Will Be Your Designated Driver

Chewbacca Will Be Your Designated Driver

The best part about this 1979 Star Wars PSA is that it doesn’t actually show any characters had anything close to a speaking role in any of the movies. What? Jabba The Hut or C-3PO are too busy to make sure you don’t get behind the whee…

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It’s Raining Golf Balls, Which Is Better Than Men

It’s Raining Golf Balls, Which Is Better Than Men

Two reasons I posted this: 1)Because I saw that it was a news report about a guy who was upset about golf balls ending up in his yard and I had to know whether or not the local news report was going to say the guy was “teed off.” God I…

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