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Hidden Messages in Beatles Songs revealed (I-Am-Bored) Therapy for cereal mascots (college humor) Really hot sideline reporter found (busted coverage) 5 best Paula Abdul Meltdowns (coedmagazine) Jon Lovitz pulls a Kramer (double viking) Dumbest guy…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Shit I found on The Web This little kid has the gift of speech. He’s also going to end up as the youngest prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. Yes he will. This is an interesting break down of how much major league pitches break…down. T…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winning comment was on the “Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail” post. Comment winner: MORTY Comment: “obviously it would be more beneficial to the public as a whole, if the government would thaw out sylvester stallone to…

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New Children’s Book Explains Mommy’s New Face

New Children’s Book Explains Mommy’s New Face

The next time little Susie asks mommy why she has bandages all over her face and a brand new torso, she can just read a new book written by a plastic surgeon called “My Beautiful Mommy.” According to nysun.com: A Bal Harbour, Fla., plas…

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Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women’s prison?

Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women’s prison?

I’ve seen a couple bar fights in my day, and they usually consist of some shirt ripping, one partially landed punch, and a lot of angry guys both answering and asking questions using only the word “bro.”  Never, ever, have I seen …

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Carmen Electra Gets Ring

Carmen Electra Gets Ring

I always thought, if you banged one musician who wore eye-liner, you pretty much banged them all.  Or, at least that’s what my grandfather always used to say towards the end of his  life when he got sort of bat shit crazy.  But, apparently Ca…

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Professional Tow Truck Driver In Action

Professional Tow Truck Driver In Action

Professional Tow Truck Driver In Action – Watch more free videos Tow truck drivers are a skilled section of the car care workforce. You can’t just be any jackass with a trailer hitch and expect to know how to properly connect two automob…

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Taco Belle: Stephanie Glasson

Taco Belle: Stephanie Glasson

Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: Playboy, Playboy’s Playmate Calendar 2006, Playboy’s Nude Playmates March 2005, Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2005… Tantalizing tidbit: Did I mention that she’s been in Playboy? …

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Jake Peavy loves himself some Jagr (coedmagazine) A real ad for college (college humor) Yuliya Nachalova is a frisky Ruskie (camel tap) This dude hates tulips (double viking) I still want to party with Sam Keller.  Still. (busted coverage) Penguins…

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Miss Piggy Teaches Us With Peaches

Miss Piggy Teaches Us With Peaches

If I knew the Muppet Show was like this, I would’ve watched a lot less porn and a lot more Muppet Show.

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Are Kelly Clarkson’s Thighs Fat or The Fattest?

Are Kelly Clarkson’s Thighs Fat or The Fattest?

Something about Kelly Clarkson’s body just looks wrong. Her top is pretty thin, but she’s got the thighs of a Latvian Squat Champion. If you only saw her from the waist down you’d think you were watching the World’s Stronges…

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Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail

Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail

Paying taxes really sucks.  But hearing another man say “so I’m gonna have sex with you when I want, and in exchange I’ll make sure no one stabs you,” and you saying “Okay, that sounds reasonable,” sucks, like, a…

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