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Fat Man Sings In Baby Voice For Jesus

Fat Man Sings In Baby Voice For Jesus

Wacky Christian – Watch more free videos At first, you think this is your standard fat, mulleted guy in an offensive sweater singing about the joys of the Lord. Then you get to the 1:08 mark and something named “Lil Markie” takes o…

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A Rant From Ken

A Rant From Ken

There’s a guy named Ken who sits near me in my office and once in a while, a topic will be discussed that fires him up. At that point, I sit and I listen because the man can flat out rant. So I asked him to share one with you. The best wa…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

RANDOM SHIT I FOUND ON THE WEB I could watch out of control teens all day. Someone create a job where that’s possible. My mom sent me this and said “put this in that newspaper thingie you write.” This is a Friday night in Arkansa…

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Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids. Wait, No She Didn’t

Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids.  Wait, No She Didn’t

When I was in sixth grade, there was a rumor floating around that once when my Dad dropped me off at school, he parked and walked into the kindergarten bathrooms and used one of their tiny tiny toilets to take a shit, and subsequently plugged it up…

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Summer’s Here!

Summer’s Here!

If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman’s book and make sure you don’t tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It’s very easy. Step 1: Be a fatass. Step 2: Get a R…

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Holy Taco Reader Has Heidi And Spencer Confrontation

Holy Taco Reader Has Heidi And Spencer Confrontation

So, one of our readers was at dinner last night with a couple of friends and spotted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, sitting a few tables away. Apparently our reader was taking a picture of his friends who had joined him for dinner, and well, Prat…

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Who Wants To Sex Mutom…I Mean Murray?

Who Wants To Sex Mutom…I Mean Murray?

Looks like Bill Murray is going to make a great catch for any lucky lady who wants to fall in love with a hilarious guy who loves pot, booze and kicking. According to latimes.com: The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after near…

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Steven Tyler Goes To Rehab For…

Steven Tyler Goes To Rehab For…

When you’re a wealthy rock star life can be very very difficult. And when you’re a wealthy rock star who needs foot surgery, then there’s only one place to recover from…ummm, foot surgery…USA Today reports: Steven Tyl…

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Since It’s Friday: Chicks In Bars

Since It’s Friday: Chicks In Bars

I don’t know who these girls are, what they are doing in a bar or why they are so excited to show their asses to the camera, but since it’s Friday, posting this just made sense. If you go out tonight and you see some of these girls, fee…

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Link Time

Link Time

Rehab at hard times includes thongs and bikinis (busted coverage) Scarlett Johannson gets wet and wild (coedmagazine) Facebook gangsta (collegehumor) Tess Montgomery: Stuff France (camel tap) Heidi Montag bikini pics (double viking) This should be …

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Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child. Hell Has Frozen

Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child.  Hell Has Frozen

A couple weeks ago I was grabbing lunch and a homeless dude came running up to me and said “End of the world’s coming.  Look for the  signs!  It’s comin and big ass ants are gonna eat your life, brother.”  I nodded and casua…

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