2008-05 – Holytaco

Fat Man Sings In Baby Voice For Jesus

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Wacky Christian – Watch more free videos At first, you think this is your standard fat, mulleted guy in an offensive sweater singing about the joys of the Lord. Then you get to the 1:08 mark and something named “Lil Markie” takes o…

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Hillary Clinton Needs UrbanDictionary.com

posted 05/12/2008
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This is one of those wonderful moments where generation gaps are brought to light…and then mocked and laughed at. During a speech in West Virginia yesterday, Hillary Clinton quoted historical hottie Eleanor Roosevelt to illustrate that she wi…

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Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

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I remember once when I was 6, it was Sunday morning and my mom said to my dad, “I think the county fair is going on, you should take Justin out to see the horses.” Apparently though, my dad’s interpretation of that was “I t…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

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Whoa. Sarah Jessica Parker has, quite possibly, the most disgusting hands I have ever seen in my life. Does she keep them in an oven when she’s not using them? Does she boil them once a day? How does a 43-year-old woman get the hands of a 4,3…

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Man Makes Body-Part Bread

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Tired of eating bread that looks like…um, bread? Then you should move to Thailand so you can eat bread that looks like…um, body parts. According to

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Natacha Peyre

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Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: Natacha Peyre has appeared in Playboy and a Swedish TV show called “Paradise Hotel.” I don’t want to be the one to tell those brilliant television executives what to do, but I think Natacha nee…

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Link Time

posted 05/11/2008
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Jenn Sterger please stop. Please. Stop. (busted coverage) In Soviet Russia, Sasha Strunin does you (Camel Tap) How to seduce a cougar (coedmagazine) The original air bud (college humor) Jesus catches someone watching a porno (double viking) Mega…

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Porno and Christian Dating: Together At Last

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Our friends at Wallstreetfighter.com have come across quite a discovery. Penthouse Media Group has gone ahead and purchased bigchurch.com, a christian dating site. To read more, go here.

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Sex And The City Movie Crapaganza!

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A few years ago, my penis and I wrote up a contract laying out some basic rules both of us needed to follow. Some of the highlights were, “I, Penis, hereby promise to not become erect when at any beach and or water park,” and “I,…

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VH1 Tells Us Why Sex Is Awesome

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Normally, the only thing I watch on TV are sports and informercials involving Chuck Norris or this guy. But at 10 p.m. tonight VH1 is airing a very important and informative documentary on the sexual revolution titled, oddly enough, Sex: The Revolu…

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Jenna Bush About To Get Her Ass Taxed

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In what was a enormous surprise, Jenna Bush, daughter of former Texas Rangers owner George W. Bush, got married to a Caucasian male from a wealthy family. People.com reports: The ultra-private wedding on Bush’s gated ranch was the president&…

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8 Surprisingly Hot Wikipedia Entries

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Did you know that this online encyclopedia can also be a place to find surprisingly hot women and other sexy stuff? Here’s eight of the most surprisingly hot articles currently on Wikipedia. Tanga – What’s a tanga? I have no idea,…

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Fat Man Sings In Baby Voice For Jesus

Hillary Clinton Needs UrbanDictionary.com

Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

Man Makes Body-Part Bread

Natacha Peyre

Link Time

Porno and Christian Dating: Together At Last

Sex And The City Movie Crapaganza!

VH1 Tells Us Why Sex Is Awesome

Jenna Bush About To Get Her Ass Taxed

8 Surprisingly Hot Wikipedia Entries

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