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Fat Man Sings In Baby Voice For Jesus

Fat Man Sings In Baby Voice For Jesus

Wacky Christian – Watch more free videos At first, you think this is your standard fat, mulleted guy in an offensive sweater singing about the joys of the Lord. Then you get to the 1:08 mark and something named “Lil Markie” takes o…

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Cheryl Cole/Tweedy

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy

Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: Cheryl Cole is in some crappy English girl group called The Spice Girls Aloud…or something. Also, since she’s married to soccer/footballer megastar Ashley Cole, she won FHM’s “Sexiest Foo…

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Purdue football player can’t afford condoms (busted coverage) Romania has attractive TV presenters (camel tap) Amazing Kiss performance (coedmagazine) The hottest college girl has been named (college humor) Reh Dogg’s conspiracy theorie…

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Mariah Carey Has Doody Guards

Mariah Carey Has Doody Guards

There’s two things I fear in life; this old neighbor I used to have that told me on two different occassions that sometimes he “wished he could just wear my face,” and people screwing with me while I’m taking a crap.  Mariah…

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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Fighting Ass For Attention

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Fighting Ass For Attention

Jesus. Is everything on Kim Kardashian enormous? We all know she has an ass the size of Uranus, but who knew she had a rack the size of her ass? I did not. OK, well, I did, but that’s only because I watched a video of her having sex. …

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Mel Gibson And Britney Spears Vacation Together

Mel Gibson And Britney Spears Vacation Together

Much like the video game Duck Hunt, being crazy has many, many levels. I’m not sure exactly what level of crazy Britney Spears and Mel Gibson land on, but I’d venture to say the Duck Hunt equivalent is the level where the birds fly arou…

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Solar-Powered Bra Has Its High Beams On

Solar-Powered Bra Has Its High Beams On

It’s about time boobs started pulling their weight in the fight against “global” warming. According to ananova.com: It comes with a detachable solar panel which can produce enough energy to power an iPod or mobile phone, reports t…

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Another Example Of Manuel Being Manuel

Another Example Of Manuel Being Manuel

Nice High Five – Watch more free videos If you watch this video closely, you can see The Red Sox’s Mr. Ramirez make a great catch, leap up the outfield wall, high-five a fan, turn around and double a runner off first. Amazing.

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139 Simpson’s Mistakes On Worst. Site. Ever.

139 Simpson’s Mistakes On Worst. Site. Ever.

Hardcore fans can be quite the conundrum. When you’re going to a sporting event, a raucous crowd can really add a lot to the experience and make the game a lot more exciting. (Except for the wave. That’s a lame pain in the ass.) But the…

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Monica Leigh

Monica Leigh

Age: 26 Where you’ve seen her: Well, Monica Leigh has been in Playboy…and then she was in…ummm….gotta go! See more at hornyoyster.com

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Stuart Scott’s lazy eye, not that lazy (busted coverage) An unassisted triple play (camel tap) This Panda can NOT stop sneezing (college humor) Svetlana Shusterman’s is attractive to men (coedmagazine) Blake Lively bikini watch (double …

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Tony Romo Parties At Hooters

Tony Romo Parties At Hooters

I once ate quesadillas and this weird chicken that came in a can, every day for three weeks in college because I was broke.  Then I sold my textbooks back and went directly to an Outback Steakhouse and ordered some kind of beef item for every cours…

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