2008-06 – Holytaco

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Typical White Sox – Cubs fan fight (busted coverage) Vanity Fair thinks Hollywood’s “new wave” is all white (coedmagazine) 15 reasons Canada is better than your country (cracked) Swing Tricks (college humor) Amy Winehouse an…

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Fat Japanese Monkeys Go On Diet

posted 06/30/2008
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About a month or so ago we did a story about these big fat monkeys at a zoo in Japan. Apparently the tourists were hurling food at the monkeys and the zoo keepers want that to stop, so they put up signs telling the tourists not to do that. First …

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A-Rod Doubles Off Madonna’s Wall

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I’m guessing sex with Alex Rodriguez probably goes a little like this: He starts out with some strong foreplay, maybe some nipple pinching, and the girl gets really excited. Then when he starts humping, the girl is like “you know, I am…

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Pete Wentz Makes Out With The Dudes

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Do you think if Albert Einstein made out with a dude he would say “I’m just experimenting?” I don’t think he would. I think he’d tell you “I sort of like dudes.” People throw the word “experimentin…

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Let’s Date All These Smoking Hot Muslim Chicks

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If you’ve ever dipped your toes in the Internet dating waters, you may already know that some sites don’t have a lot of attractive ladies to choose from. But Muslima.com, the new Muslim-specific Internet dating site, there’s nothi…

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Nicole Kidman Loves Her A Skin Flute

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OK, so maybe she just likes flautists: Nicole Kidman has created a music compilation for when she gives birth. The tracks she has chosen include many by her husband, country singer Keith Urban, and Irish flautist Sir James Galway. A source said: &#…

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Angel “Lola” Luv

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Age: 21 Where you’ve seen her: Since her measurements come in at 34C-22-40 Angel “Lola” Luv (aka Angel Malaku) has not been on the cover of Vogue or Cosmo. But, she has been on the cover of King, BlackMen, XXL and Smooth magazines…

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posted 06/29/2008
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Tampa Hooters throws bikini party (busted coverage) Miss Coed: Olga Kurylenko (coedmagazine) Unintentional backflip (college humor) 5 reasons you’re going to hate Hancock (cracked) What bears do in the woods when no one’s around (i-am-b…

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Audrina Patridge To World: PLEASE Look At Me

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Let me first start off by saying I understand that TV Guide can in no way be considered a serious magazine. That would be like considering this blog as “Journalism” or considering the San Diego Padres as a “Major League Baseball…

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Jessica Biel Starts Her Own Blog

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When I was offered this job six months ago I thought “Does the world really need another blogger?” The answer was “no.” But then right after I asked myself that, I asked myself “Does the Justin really need a new TV?&…

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8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers

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Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren’t really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful. 8. Stedman Graham 7. Mario Lopez

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Fat Japanese Monkeys Go On Diet

A-Rod Doubles Off Madonna’s Wall

Pete Wentz Makes Out With The Dudes

Let’s Date All These Smoking Hot Muslim Chicks

Nicole Kidman Loves Her A Skin Flute

Angel “Lola” Luv

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Audrina Patridge To World: PLEASE Look At Me

Jessica Biel Starts Her Own Blog

8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers

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