2008-06 – Holytaco

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Typical White Sox – Cubs fan fight (busted coverage) Vanity Fair thinks Hollywood’s “new wave” is all white (coedmagazine) 15 reasons Canada is better than your country (cracked) Swing Tricks (college humor) Amy Winehouse an…

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posted 06/03/2008
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Celtics fan makes good on bet with Lakers fan (bustedcoverage) Extreme wine commercial (college humor) Lauren Thompson of ASU wins cheerleader showdown (coedmagazine) Melanie Brown’s breasts for ultimo (hollywood tuna) Jana Peterson for Ralph…

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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

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In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they’d rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, eve…

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Creepy Or Sexy: Heidi Montag

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To me, Heidi Montag is very similar to my apartment: When it’s cleaned up, if someone just briefly glances at it they think it looks pretty good. But as soon as you take a closer look, you’re horrified to see how unsanitary and disgus…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2

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Write a caption for this student who probably won’t do very well on his SATs and you could win a copy of Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2. It’s the only game that let’s you play like Tiger Woods on acid (and, oddly, that’s kind of…

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Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tries To Sell Her Engagement

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It’s usually a mistake when you let your parents or relatives get involved in your money making ventures. When I was twelve I had a lawn cutting business and my dad decided to come with me when I went door to door asking people if they neede…

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Sumo Wrestling Is Better When You Digitize It

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Normally, still photos of Sumo Wrestlers would be pretty damn boring. But somehow when you digitize their genitals it makes it look like they are doing the bump and grind nasty…instead of ya know just a couple of naked guys bumping up against…

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Megan Fox Loves Her Some Sex

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I think this little quote from Megan Fox will help you get through your long, tedious day… “I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I …

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John Mayer Is Hiding Something

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You see this car that would only be driven by a guy who is going through a mid-life crisis or trying to overcompensate for a serious case of flaming homosexuality? This is the car that 30-year-old John Mayer is driving around Los Angeles as you rea…

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Brooke Marks

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Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: Brooke Marks has a video blog on Break.com that could be considered “sexy.” But that’s only if you consider near topless girls with lots of cleavage sitting around in her underwear and talking…

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posted 06/02/2008
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A Good Old fashioned Nascar ass kickin’ (busted coverage) Jennifer Lamiraqui and a bikini are a great team (camel tap) Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra are movie disasters (hollywood tuna) Narcoleptic cat (college humor) Sexiest Rock Star Sp…

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Bill Clinton And Gina Gershon Humping?

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See, this is the problem with cheating on your girlfriend or wife, (amongst other obvious problems) once you’re caught, any time you talk to another girl, or run in to a girl you know from the gym, or go to Hollywood dinner parties where you …

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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

Creepy Or Sexy: Heidi Montag

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tries To Sell Her Engagement

Sumo Wrestling Is Better When You Digitize It

Megan Fox Loves Her Some Sex

John Mayer Is Hiding Something

Brooke Marks

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Bill Clinton And Gina Gershon Humping?

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