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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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Snoop Dogg Caught With Weed? Whaaa?

Snoop Dogg Caught With Weed?  Whaaa?

Here’s how you know cops are really, really, really, bored: Snoop Dogg’s tour bus was stopped by police yesterday afternoon, and two of the singer’s entourage were arrested for marijuana possession. In an unrelated story, a new st…

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Verne Troyer Sues Poor Person For $20 Million

Verne Troyer Sues Poor Person For $20 Million

Ahh, suing people. The good ol’ American pastime. It’s nice to know that in this great nation of ours, taking someone to court isn’t just something the biggest and richest people can do. Little tiny people can do it, too. Accordin…

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Shia LaBeouf Broken Hand Written In To Transformers

Shia LaBeouf Broken Hand Written In To Transformers

So Shia LaBeouf got drunk, crashed his car, and then mangled his hand. I know, the first thing we all thought was “Oh no! How will this affect his character of Sam Witwicky in the sequel to the Transformers movie that they’re currentl…

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Van Halen Somehow Even Cheesier

Van Halen Somehow Even Cheesier

For those of you not versed in the rock God lyrics of David Lee Roth, you might not recognize this deli cheese found in New York the other day. Instead of saying “Havarti” or “Cheddar,” these are the lyrics to Halen’s …

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Sara Varone

Sara Varone

Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: Sara Varone hosts some game show in Italy. You don’t really need to know that. Her nickname is “sweater kittens.” That’s all you really need to know. Pointless quote: “I have gradua…

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Link Time

Link Time

On the tube: Brewers-Cubs continue hostilities (bustedcoverage) Dark Knight alternate ending (college humor) Girls of Olympic volleyball (coedmagazine) The drunk idiot’s guide to twitter (cracked) Mischa Barton publicity stunt (drunkenstepfat…

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Manny Ramirez Traded: Manny Ramirez Confused

Manny Ramirez Traded: Manny Ramirez Confused

I really like watching Manny Ramirez play left field because if you look closely, he’s not actually looking at the action that’s going on at the plate, but instead is looking slightly to his right with an expression on his face like he …

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Britney Spears Has A Taste Of Israel

Britney Spears Has A Taste Of Israel

The above picture is of Britney Spears and her bodyguard, Lee. I think probably the best time to attack someone with a bodyguard is in a pool because a)people move all super slo-mo in pools, and b)I don’t give a f*&k how tough you are, i…

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If Steve Jobs Had A Comic Book…

If Steve Jobs Had A Comic Book…

It’s that time again for our weekly installment of “If They Had A Comic Book.” With all the buzz about Apple Products these days, we thought it might be interesting to see how these products come about…from the inside. Clic…

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World’s Greatest Aussie Goes On Leisurely Drive

World’s Greatest Aussie Goes On Leisurely Drive

If there’s one thing Australian news has taught me, it’s that there are some really awesome people who live in Australia. I used to think the Aussie Spicoli who destroyed his parents house while they were away on vacation was the world&…

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