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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

Dear Fat Guys Of The World, Now that Sarah Silverman is back on the market after her breakup with famous tubster Jimmy Kimmel, you will finally have your chance to get a piece of that (no, not that sandwich over there.). She’s feeling neglect…

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Barbara Chiappini

Barbara Chiappini

Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: Since her Wikipedia page is still in Italian, there’s a good chance you’ve only seen her in commercials for spaghetti or the mob or knuckle hair. Since poorly translated text is always funny, here…

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Link Time

Link Time

Porn landmarks (asylum) Yankee fans hate other mascots (bustedcoverage) The ass-entials of beach volleyball (coedmagazine) Kate Moss is topless and not toned (hollywoodtuna) Pissed people (giggle sugar) Bert and Ernie get gangsta’ (college hu…

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The Greatest Office Prank Ever

The Greatest Office Prank Ever

Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager’s car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here’s the nutshell: 1) Some guy is hated. 2) Some …

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Sienna Miller Shows Boobs Again

Sienna Miller Shows Boobs Again

So I didn’t really give a crap when I first heard that the kid from Lord of the Flies might be banging Sienna Miller. I figured she’s too in love with the kooky, but lovable guy from Notting Hill (yes, my girl made me watch it, in exch…

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Utah Poison Control Center Offers Helpful Tip

Utah Poison Control Center Offers Helpful Tip

If I had a nickel for every time I cooked up a great big meal of poison, only to have to throw it away because I read this article reminding me that I shouldn’t eat poison…well, I wouldn’t have any nickels. This actual article is…

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Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

I used to love me some Cheryl Hines. She oozed equal amounts of restrained sarcasm and goofy “I could have maybe had an outside shot at her in high school” sex appeal while navigating the zany world of Larry David. I even watched her in…

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Eat This: French Fry Coated Bacon On A Stick

Eat This: French Fry Coated Bacon On A Stick

There’s been a lot of bacon related products hitting the market lately. There’s bacon suits, bacon salt, bacon bras, bacon candy, and bacon bacon (probably) just to name a few. But what all those new bacon-themed products are trying to …

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Pizza Store Robber Orders Beating Lovers Pizza

Pizza Store Robber Orders Beating Lovers Pizza

Pizza Robbery Goes Wrong – Watch more free videos While most 17-year-old pizza store clerks are usually too high to remember that you wanted a half pepperoni, half mushroom pie, this pizza store clerk had no problem remembering to smash the fa…

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Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

Age: 33 Where you’ve seen her: Jesus, Angelina Jolie is just about everywhere. From her new crappy movie about assassins who can make bullets curve to breast feeding every orphan on the Serengeti, if you’ve been alive in the last five y…

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Woman Gets Hit By Lightning, Screams

Woman Gets Hit By Lightning, Screams

Woman Gets Hit By Lightning – Watch more free videos Since it’s Sunday we should all be reminded that our God is a vengeful God who will strike us down whenever he feels like it. As we all know, he doesn’t like coveting, adultery, …

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