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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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Canseco: Madonna Wanted My Seed Inside Her

Canseco: Madonna Wanted My Seed Inside Her

When I was 9 I had a Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire bash brothers poster on my wall. Behind it is where I hid my copy of “Club Magazine” which was basically the Toyota Corolla of porno mags: No frills, but does the job. But I could have c…

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Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi

Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi

I really really love when people use the word “motherf*&ker” in anger. It’s right up there for me with barbecue chicken pizza and the film “Commando.” I gotta agree with Tobey here, these paparazzi are complete m…

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Man With No Nose Kidnaps Insane Woman

Man With No Nose Kidnaps Insane Woman

Kidnapping By A Man With No Nose – Watch more free videos Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with this one. This news report is like a fine wine that just keeps getting better as it goes along. Here are some of the highlights: 1.…

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If The USA Had A Facebook Page During The Civil War

If The USA Had A Facebook Page During The Civil War

More and more people are conversing through facebook. But if you really think about it, it’s a pretty weird way to communicate. So, our intern Scott decided he’d take it upon himself to depict the entire civil war through the United St…

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This Chinese Death Metal Singer Is Female

This Chinese Death Metal Singer Is Female

Chinese Metal Band With Growling Female Singer – Watch more free videos Death metal is hilarious. It’s usually a bunch of doughy nerds dressed up as Oakland Raiders fans singing about the darkness of hellspawn’s minions and consume…

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Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid’s Soccer Game

Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid’s Soccer Game

Drunk @ss Referee – Watch more free videos There are a lot of good things happening in this video. First, the referee is so hammered he’s walking like the world is tilted 30 degrees to the left. Second, he’s refereeing a children&#…

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Josie Maran

Josie Maran

Age: 30 Where you’ve seen her: Josie Maran is known mostly for modeling, but there’s a weird theme to her acting career. She played one of Dracula’s brides in Van Helsing, but more importantly, she appeared in the Backstreet Boys …

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Link Time

Link Time

Erin Andrews and Tim Tebow, back together again (busted coverage) 13 facts about women (coedmagazine) 7 movies based on a true story (that are complete bullshit) (cracked) Freestyle horse (college humor) Hillary Duff likes anal (drunkenstepfather) …

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Gwyneth’s Apple Dresses Up Her Moses

Gwyneth’s Apple Dresses Up Her Moses

I never had any sisters, so I never experienced the whole “hey let’s dress our little brother up in girls clothes and put make up on him.” Instead I had two older brothers and experienced the “Hey, let’s tie our littl…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Command & Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrath for the Xbox 360

Give-A-Wednesday: Command & Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrath for the Xbox 360

Write a caption for the world’s most delicious sculpture and you can win a copy of Command and Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrath. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be contacted via Holy Taco. See last week’…

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Some Cats Just Love Heavy Metal

Some Cats Just Love Heavy Metal

Even Cats Like Slayer – Watch more free videos Either this cat has an itchy ear…or he totally loves headbanging to the heavy metal stylings of Kerry King, Toma Araya, Jeff Hanneman and Dave Lombardo (aka, Slayer.) And can you blame him? …

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