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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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Jolie Hospital Room Pics Are Fake

Jolie Hospital Room Pics Are Fake

Apparently people thought the picture above was of a pregnant Angelina Jolie in her hospital room, very close to giving birth. I can’t understand how anyone thought that. To me it looks like this picture was snapped in New Orleans right aft…

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If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

Comic books are really hot right now, and being a stupid douche is also really hot right now. So I figured, if there was a way to combine the two, I might have something. This is hopefully the first of many more comic book entries we do, but most …

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Zombie Lawn Sculpture Wants Brains, Mulch

Zombie Lawn Sculpture Wants Brains, Mulch

If I ever have the privilege of owning a lawn, I’m not going to decorate it with the racist little jockeys, pink flamingos, or one of those stupid Travelocity garden gnomes. I’m going for this resin-based zombie lawn ornament instead. I…

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Natasha Polevshchikova

Natasha Polevshchikova

Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: Natasha Polevshchikova is a Victoria’s Secret model, so you’ve seen her in a bunch of lame ads where she’s lying on a rock and some douche with a popped collar and high cheek bones is really cl…

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Link Time

Link Time

Spike First baseman, go to jail (busted coverage) Animal rights activists terrorize ucla professors (coedmagazine) The 7 creepiest real life robots (cracked) Human mirror (college humor) Jamie Presley and her black bikini (drunkenstepfather) Lindsa…

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Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson No Likey

Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson No Likey

Above is Pizza Hut spokesman Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, former Eastern Illinois quarterback Anthony Romo. So, apparently her t-shirt pissed off Pamela Anderson, who is big into animal protection and such, who said this on the radio: Speaki…

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Matthew McConaughey Has Shirtless Baby

Matthew McConaughey Has Shirtless Baby

I’m starting to think that the real Matthew McConaughey died about five years ago in like, Bali or somewhere in South America, while searching for something like that blood orchid thing that Taye Diggs was looking for in the sequel to Anacond…

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8 Most Hypocritical Christian Athletes

8 Most Hypocritical Christian Athletes

Athletes are always thanking God for something, but sometimes those same athletes are the ones that piss God off the most. Here’s a list of the 8 most hypocritically religious sports stars. 8. RYAN CHURCH HOW MUCH HE LOVES JESUS: After kicki…

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Dog Drummer Vs. Def Leppard Drummer

Dog Drummer Vs. Def Leppard Drummer

This Dog Likes Hipster Music – Watch more free videos As I watched the video of this dog drum along to this hipster song, something occurred to me: This one-pawed dog drummer sounds a lot like Rick Allen, the one-armed human drummer of Def Lep…

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Somaya Reece

Somaya Reece

Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: Somaya Reece, whose name means “beautiful child” has been in tons of ad campaigns, a few movies and a magazine called “Top Pair.” Which I’m sure isn’t a magazine about playing…

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Link Time

Link Time

6 skirt disasters for British Grand Prix Grid Girls (busted coverage) Coed’s coldwar cheerleader showdown (coedmagazine) 6 absurd phobias and the people who actually have them (cracked) Dancing Goop (college humor) Mya rockin’ a bikini …

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